Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Elderly Man Puts Entire Bus On High Alert After Randomly Standing Up At The Worst Possible Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An older gentleman has decided to add some spice to everyone’s morning by deciding to
Lawn Guy Loudly Talking About Edging And Aftercare Unaware Of How Much Of A Degenerate He Sounds
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local ‘lawn guy’ has left some ears burning tonight, after an innocent conversation about lawn
ABC Journalist Sacked After Interviewing A Normal And Relatable Young Person About The Rental Crisis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A journalist at the ABC has been fired this week after committing a grave breach of
Boomer No Longer Able To Dine Out After Minimum Wage Employees Take His Advice And Leave For A Cheaper City
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An older bloke from the French Quarter has unfortunately found himself eating his words today, which
Local Woman Really Missing The Days When She Had No Idea What Was Going On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who often finds herself doomscrolling social media until the wee hours of the morning
Board Games Night Off To A Rough Start After One Mate Insists On Playing Catan
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A friendly board games night has unfortunately taken a bad turn this week, after one mate
Local Carnivore Bro Insists On Eating Eggs And Red Meat Off Of A Chopping Board For Some Reason
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A loud and proud carnivore continues to insist on eating his eggs and red meat on
City Worker Forgot None Of His Fellow Drones Come Into Work This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A member of our town’s laptop worker class was forced to confront his
Only Straight Man At Pilates Class Really Doing A Good Job At Killing The Vibe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A straight guy at a predominantly female Pilates class is doing an amazing job at killing
Shrinkflation Having Its Perks Now That Local Man Can Fit Hot Cross Buns Into Toaster
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man is finally finding himself thankful for shrinkflation after being able to successfully run
Worksite Turns Into Episode Of 7.30 Report As Tradies Start Talking Election Betting Odds
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Tools are officially down as tradies from a local construction site have gathered around to form
Supermarket Deli Attendant Retires To The Coolroom For A Few Slices Of Stolen Ham
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A quiet truce was struck between the frontline and the back-of-house this