Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Chat GPT Now So Advanced It Tells People Asking For Help To Wait 3 Months And Pay $380 For Advice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Artificial Intelligence experts are sounding the alarm this week, after a shocking development with a major
Ten Years On, Local Man Lives With Souvenir Of A Simpler, Cheekier Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is looking back today on a simpler, cheekier time in
“So You Pay To Watch People Play Video Games?” Asks Younger Brother Who Did It For Free His Entire Childhood
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The long-suffering younger brother of a selfish, inconsiderate control hog has expressed amazement
Toddler Who Refuses Toast Cut Wrong Way Allegedly Ate Four Servings Of Vegetable Dahl At Daycare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has been left wondering this week after discovering that his picky
“If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding. How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat?” Asks Dad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dinner was briefly interrupted in a quiet Betoota Grove household last night as a
Man With No Inheritance Coming And No Entrepreneurial Spirit Concerned Labor’s $3m Super Tax Might Affect Him One Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who, unfortunately for him, is not some cunt’s son, says
Regional Coach Driver Flirts Like Fuck With The Old Ducks Heading To Cruise Ship Terminal
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After eleven years of driving buses for Foxy’s Premium Coach Travel, Mick Murrays
Queer Woman Devastated To Learn That Aussie WWE Star Rhea Ripley Is Married To A Bloke
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local queer woman is having a terrible day today, having just discovered that Australian born
Nats Come Crawling Back To Libs After Realising They’d Have To Take A Pay Cut And Do More Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT The Nationals party is reportedly in talks with The Liberals to get back together again, having
Funko Pop Man Outraged By Amount Of Social Acceptability Labubu’s Are Receiving
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A nerdy bloke named Conrad Is a little pissed off by how normalised these Labubu things
QLD Farmer Gets In On ‘Alpha Male Bootcamp’ Racket By Charging Insecure Blokes $10k To Fence His Paddocks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT After discovering that blokes in the US are paying $18,000 to attend alpha male bootcamps,
Woman Who Agreed To Meet Finance Bro Hubby For Lunch Struggling To Find Him In The CBD
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who agreed to meet her finance bro hubby for lunch has found herself playing