Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Nectarine At Supermarket Once Again Fails The Softness Check
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has once again been forced to fail another nectarine in the softness check
Alpha Standing-Desk Mum Out-Alpha’d By Walking-Treadmill Desk Girlie
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The stakes have been raised in a local office after the OG Alpha standing desk pilates
Millennial Feeling Her Age As Coachella’s Headline Acts Starting To Sound Like Kids Board Games
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local millennial woman is confronting her age today after realising she no longer recognises most
Young Couple’s Dream Metricon Home Feels Incomplete Without A Fully Financed SUV
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A young couple from Betoota Lakes has realised that their brand-new Metricon home feels incomplete without
Pub Piss Goes For 5 Minutes As Unhygienic Bloke Watches A Few Reels With Cock In Hand
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A grubby mate has been lashed by his friends this evening for taking the piss, whilst
Bachelor Thinks He Is Peak Fashion After Coordinating Corduroy Overshirt With New Balance Sneakers
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Betoota Hills Bachelor Ben Wellings (26) has recently achieved the pinnacle of personal style after successfully
Boyfriend Relaying Earth-Shattering Gossip Doesn’t Know Any Solid Details And Didn’t Think To Ask
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman was seen tearing her hair out with in frustration last night, after her
Middle-Aged Asian Dude Would Very Much Like To Own A Lexus LX600 At Some Point
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact A local man has spoken today of his deep desire to one day own a late
Terrace House In Weird Autumn Limbo When Both Oil Heater And Pedestal Fan Are On Full Bore
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Share houses around the country are bracing for the return of that weird autumn limbo period
“Let Me Tell You About The Bond Market” Says Man Who’s Been Listening To A Few Podcasts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has tonight seized the rare opportunity to explain the global bond market to
Year 11 English Teacher Ridiculed For Not Having Bright Coloured Eccentric Glasses
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Year 11 English teacher has been slammed by the community, teacher, parents and students alike
Local Man Insists He Likes His Mean-Spirited Nickname
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A well-known figure in Betoota’s fabled Old City District has today reaffirmed that he is