Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Bloke Collecting Neighbour’s Mail While They’re Away Definitely Won’t Hold Them Against A Lamp To Read What’s Inside
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An old French Quarter codger is collecting mail this next fortnight for some neighbours
Local Bloke Forced To Ride A Guangzhou Gelding After Blowing The Bag Again
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local bloke who overestimated both his personal resilience and the Australian winter has
Unemployed Man Surviving On Snowy River Pies Says It’s Not As Good As He Thought It’d Be
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man’s long-held fantasy of living off frozen pies and sleeping
Golf On The Second Day Of A Bucks Enjoyed By None
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A silent procession of soulless young men meandered around the Royal Birdsville Golf Club
Recent Divorcee Set To Clean Up After Breaking Out This Old Favourite From 2009
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Break out the skinny jeans and Empire Of The Sun remixes, because one of Betoota’s
Elon Musk Makes A Very Powerful Enemy As Papou’s 60-Year-Old Parking Spot Gets Replaced By EV Sign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s transition to electric vehicles has hit a road block in Betoota’s Flight Path
New Fridge Asks To Be Connected To The Internet For Some Godless Fucking Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is seemingly at odds with his new refrigerator this morning after
Local Woman Still Treating Cooking Chicken Like Dismantling A Radioactive Bomb
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today admitted that she’s still terrified of cooking chicken due to
Local Flugelhornist Pretends ‘Brassed Off’ Didn’t Fundamentally Alter Course Of Her Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A cornerstone of the Port of Betoota Brass Band has today downplayed the life-
Racist Old Bastard Wonders If Assyrian Tradie Can Poison A Few Trees For Him (He Absolutely Can BTW)
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A gibbering old fool from our town’s leafiest enclave of Betoota Grove has
Life Hack: Stop Your Fingies From Getting Cold This Winter By Utilising The ‘Big Sip’ Technique
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Do you ever find yourself tucking your fingers into your pockets, or drawing your hands back
No Amount Of AI Tech Is Able To Impress Man As Much As Magic ‘Sipahh Straw’ Technology Did
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man is yet to encounter a brand new innovation in the world of AI