Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Report: Boys Lets Fill This Esky Up With Ice Cold Piss And Play Cricket In The Park Tomorrow Like It’s 2005 And We Have Nothing Better To Do
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A spontaneous plan hatched in a group chat late Friday afternoon has sparked widespread
Man Told Carry-On Is 2kg Overweight Despite Being On Same Flight As 100 Broncos Supporters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man headed home after a long weekend of seeing family in Sydney
Local Woman Wonders If That Bloke Is Really Tall Or Just Pushing A Babyzen YoYo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman has found herself pondering one of yuppydom’s great mysteries this
Rapture? Apocalypse? Who Gives A Shit! It’s Friday Afternoon And It’s Time To DRINK SOME PISS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While TikTok prophets and Facebook aunties spent the week frothing about the supposed Rapture
Oi It’s Friday And The Sun’s Out For The First Time In Like 4 Months We Should Get Absolutely Belted, Says Mate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s Friday afternoon and everywhere except Melbourne is experiencing the rare treat that is sunny
Yeah G’Day Mate Just Two Pints Of The Chardonnay Thanks Mate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has tonight confirmed that he is in possession of both limited
“This Is Good Beer Drinking Weather” Says Man Of Essentially Any Weather Pattern Imaginable
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local WhatsApp group of thirty-something men has again demonstrated the elasticity of
“I Live Five Mins From The Beach. I Need To Put A Pool In Immediately” Says Sunshine Coast Homeowner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Sunshine Coast homeowner has today confirmed that his proximity to one of
Preschool Incident Report Language So Vague Parents Unsure If Child Fell Over Or Instigated Bloodless Coup In Fiji
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A vague preschool incident report has left local parents scratching their heads, unsure whether
Local Introvert Makes Mortal Mistake Of Wearing Irresistibly Soft Jumper To Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local introvert made the mistake of wearing a fluffy jumper to work this morning, which
The Unstoppable Force Of Morning Commuter’s Post-Coffee Bog Collides With Immovable Track Work
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man is currently in panic stations. In fact, 27-year-old Clark Kipler
“Aah, Me Tummy ’urts!” Cries Visiting Pom After Eating Diet Of Fresh Local Food
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A holiday ruined and a visiting family are picking up the pieces today after