Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Group Chat Schooner Shots Now Replaced With Nice Things The Boys Are Making For Dinner
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nationwide lockdown continues, around Australia have had to completely rethink their group chat content
Local Woman Accidentally Eats Two Weeks’ Of Rations In Two Days Of Bored Isolation
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A full and delusional Ava Martin has been found unconscious on her kitchen floor this afternoon
‘Skip Recap’ Button Now The Only Thing Stopping Local Woman From Laying Completely Motionless
It’s 3pm on a sunny Saturday afternoon in Betoota Ponds, yet hungover local hair and beauty expert, Josie Ross,
Parents Of Home-Bound Schoolkids Hastily Initiate Their Own Research To Find Coronavirus Cure
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT With millions of school students stuck at home hogging the big tv and eating all the
Week 2: Everyone Pretty Done With The Cameras On Video Chat Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT For the people fortunate enough to have an essential office job that allows them to work
Purple Haired Auntie Hasn’t Posted Any Anti-Vaxxer Memes For A While
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As Facebook stays full of spicy cough memes and graphs, one thing is conspicuously absent – anti-
Local Dad Discovers This New Website That’s Like Google But For Videos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rapid technological advancements of Australia’s internet illiterates continues today, as one local dad appears
“Yes. The Coronavirus Is The Reason I Am Cancelling My Gym Membership”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Finally, after nearly 2 years of putting it off, Anika Chougule has bitten the bullet today
Coronavirus Fears Force Christmas In July To Be Moved To Late December
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As Australian residents deal with the new reality of lockdowns and cancelled social events, a new
Local Woman Secretly Stoked Quarantine Rules Out Easter Lunch With The In-Laws
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact While many Australians are throwing their toys out of the cot about having to stay inside
Bored Home Schooled Kid Would Give Anything To Go To The Trampoline Venue Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local homeschooled kid named Aldous Hemmingway who is bored out of his mind right now,
Every Hospital Waiting Room Found To Have Someone Wearing Ugg Boots And A Singlet
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Fashion is usually the last thing on someone’s mind when they rush to the emergency