Albo’s PR Team Beg Him To Not Pop Up At Magic Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s public relations team have held crisis talks this week
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Family Notified The Old Man’s Going Out Somewhere By Brisk Tucking In Of T-Shirt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The family of Bruce Walters have just been alerted to the fact that he’s heading
Report: Most Identifiable Difference Between 20s And 30s Is Negroni Instead Of Aperol
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The age old social faux pas of asking a woman her age may be made redundant
Universally Attractive Hollywood Star Actually An Undercover Hottie, Says Bloke Named Drew
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An incredibly good-looking actress that just about everyone in the world knows about doesn’t get
Lazy Labrador Lets Out A Small ‘Oof’ At Sounds Of Potential Danger
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local household has narrowly avoided danger today, courtesy of their slightly overweight Labrador, Charlie. The
Weak Water Bubbler Most Intimate Situation Local Man Has Experienced In Months
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Despite his best efforts, Betoota Heights Tim Brown has had a hard time netting himself a
Yuppie City Gym Blasts A Bit Of Kendrick To Make Corporate Sacks Feel Harder Than They Are
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A local gym as introduced a new policy to make men who’ve grown up in
New Mother Seemingly Only Person In World Surprised By Natural Ageing Process
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Despite growing up herself, Kate Domonic has today revealed to the world that she still hasn’
Psychopathic Pet Cat Maintains Eye Contact While Tearing Up The Couch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tina the house cat has reached a new level of shitty today after attacking a Chesterfield
Local Woman Not Sure If She Comes Across As Care-Free Enough To Pull Off A Messy Bun
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local woman today has deeply regretted her hairstyle choice after feeling the urge to shake
Local Piss Head Getting A Bit Too Old To Be Bragging About His Tactical Vom
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT An inner-city gathering has today gone from classy shindig to major pissup after the arrival of
Hottest Netball Bully From High School Now Hottest Feminist Bully On Twitter
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT In an almost fluid transition, former high school alpha Becky Claire-Kelly (27) has graduated from
Worst Bloke In Friendship Circle Plays Dumb After Arriving With Schooners In A Pint Round
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It’s long been suspected that Tim Houghton was the shittest bloke in their friendship group,