Local Woman Secretly Stoked Quarantine Rules Out Easter Lunch With The In-Laws

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact

While many Australians are throwing their toys out of the cot about having to stay inside to stop the spread of a pandemic, one local optimist is bucking the trend and actually says she’s stoked for the lock-in laws.

Chantell Vanzime (27) explained to The Advocate via Zoom that she couldn’t be happier that the isolation laws have come into effect, she even wants to make them a little harsher before Easter.

“Haha [sic] I am cheering! Trent and I were booked for Easter lunch at his parents’ house but they’re fucking psychos so I am stooooked that we can’t go”

“I reckon they should even ban phone calls, I would love it if Sue couldn’t call up ten times a day” added Chantelle.

“You know, I might be a bit sad if she was a half-decent cook, but she couldn’t make a bowl of mi-goreng let alone a hot lunch”

“Usually I try and book us into a restaurant for Easter lunch but that’s definitely off the cards this year”

It’s understood that Chantelle intends on telling her mother-in-law that her and Trent are taking the isolation very seriously and it wouldn’t be fair on them if her and Trent came over