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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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School Students Forced To Throw Baby Wipes At Each Others’ Houses After Toilet Paper Crisis
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The classic school prank of covering somebody’s house in toilet paper for some reason has
Ashamed Hipster Forced To Wait In Line To Purchase Non-Artisanal Loaf Of Bread
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT As the frenzy around COVID-19 continues to fester, Australian supermarkets have given citizens a sneak
Correct Social Distancing Protocol Immediately Undermined By Friday Arvo Schooner Carry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a week of being on his best behaviour, Betoota Heights man Ash Timbs has let
Bloke Trying To Get Twelve Days Of Netflix Spends 3 Hours Eating Laksa In A Sauna Before Work
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The employees of Betoota Engineering and Instrumentation Pty Ltd were subjected to emergency medical checks yesterday
Local Man Becomes World’s First Groomzilla During Cost-Related Wedding List Cull
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact You’ve heard of bridezillas and mumzillas, but this evening in a young engaged couple’s
Local Landlord Happy To Waive This Month’s Rent For Self Isolating Casual Worker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a touching news story from our town’s Betoota Ponds district today, a local landlord
Local Man Downloads GrindR After Being Informed By Teenage COD Rival That He Is Gay
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Betoota Acres man Jason Denso, 27, has today learnt he is homosexual. The news, delivered by
Local Surfer Has 500 Different Ways Of Saying “I Went Surfing Earlier”
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT Ask surfer Alan McKendrick (26) what he did with his morning and his response will almost
Bartender Preemptively Directs ING Cardholder To The Cheapest Tap Beer
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As bartending continues to become one of the nation’s fastest-moving jobs, those in the
Local Hoarder Steps Up Security Around Backyard Pile of Retirement Copper
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Wrecking Yard Forklift Operator Dale Kipper never thought he would end up as a commodities trader,
Local Bride To Be Gets Serious And Hires PR Company For Wedding Photo Release Campaign Strategy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the big day just months away, local bride to be Rebecca Cooper has today decided
Mildly Entertaining YouTube Video Definitely Not Worth The 3 Minutes Of Fake Amusement
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Proving that we all have that one mate that has an absolutely shit sense of humour,