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Landlord Lets Out A Defeated Sigh As Bond-Ruining Scratch On Floor Turns Out To Be A Dust Bunny
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Bending her arthritic back to closely inspect a suspicious looking scratch on the hardwood floors, local
Former Bong Lord Realises He’s Getting Old After 420 Day Goes By Unobserved
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Former bong lord Tor Gilchrist (33) has realised he is officially old today after 420 day
Mate At Pub With Haircut Still Warm From The Clippers Insists He Hasn’t Told The Girls To Meet Us Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The hysterical post-pandemic socialising continues this evening, as Australians right across the country knock off
Local Woman Stays Connected To Train Wreck On Social Media Solely To Feel Better About Own Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today revealed that she keeps an acquaintance from high school on her
‘That Better Be From Your Beard’ Says Woman To Husband After Spying Curly Hair In Her Venus
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has had to have a stern talking to her husband today, after her
Recently Dumped Man Updates Facebook For First Time In Years With Photo Of The Boys On A Bender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has heavily hinted that he might be back on the market with a
Local Woman With Undeniably Brown Eyes Insists They Change Colours All The Time!!!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When you’ve got the most common eye colour in the world, sometimes you’ve got
Bloke Who Insists He Hasn’t Been Using Girlfriend’s Expensive Shampoo Smells An Awful Lot Like Chamomile
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When handed indisputable evidence of their indiscretions, rational people know that admitting the truth and showing
Woman On Tinder Considers Life Of Solitude After Being Asked What She Does For Fun For The 57th Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A battle weary woman has today started considering a life as a spinster after finding herself
Woman Forced To Find A New Hairdresser After Accidentally Letting Out A Moan During Head Massage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today had to break a four year long relationship with her hairdresser
Hospo Worker to Slap Next Friend Who Asks What She Did For The Long Weekend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An exhausted hospitality worker isn’t in the mood to trade holiday stories this
Man Sitting Alone in Office on a Tuesday Kicking Himself For Not Booking Extra Leave Like The Rest Of The Country
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A lone spreadsheet warrior is reevaluating his life choices this morning, coming to the