I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Astrology Girl Now A Myers Briggs Woman
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local astrology girl has this week made the natural progression every birth chart analyst takes
Local Nurse Forgets It’s Not Socially Acceptable To Compliment Someone’s Veins Outside Of A Hospital
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local nurse has today forgotten that there are some things best left to the hospital,
Bondi Bloke Who Once Ate A Pinger He Found On The Bar Floor Browses Back Of Cereal Packet For GMOs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Brendan Buchaneon considers his body a work of art. In fact, he thinks everything
Advertising Guru Behind Life Insurance Ad Appears To Have Never Heard A Real Human Conversation Before
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An advertising manager from Boost Agency has shown his true colours this afternoon, by making it
Local Dad Incurs Wrath From Wife After Cracking Open A Packet Of Chips 15 Minutes Before Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local dad has last night copped an absolut walloping after failing to exert enough patience
Woman Struggling To Sleep Browses Facebook To See Which High School Bullies Have Married Poorly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman struggling to sleep has found herself doing a bi annual checkup on her former
Party House On The Hunt For New Roomie Attempt To Subtly Work Out If Applicants Are 420 Friendly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of party animals have today tried to figure out which housemate applicants are ‘fun’
Kind Hearted Nan Helpfully Reports That She Had A Much Smaller Waistline When She Was Your Age
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has copped some unsolicited comments about her body today, and not from a
Teenager Forced To Deal With ‘Cash’ After Getting Birthday Card From Nanna
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While attempting to enjoy the first birthday that really stings you in the ribs, the freshly
Karaoke Bar Confirms That Craig David Had Quite A Lot More Than One Or Two Songs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local karaoke bar has reportedly been hiding the extensive Craig David collection that proves the
‘I’m An Empath’ Says Woman Who Can Read Facial Expressions And Tone Just Like A Normal Human
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has shown signs of having basic emotional intelligence has today announced that she
Weirdo Greenie Housemate Asks If You Can Leave The Bathwater In For Their Turn
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Grove woman has today had a rather uncomfortable encounter with a new roommate, who