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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Woman Toys With Idea To Move To An English Countryside Cottage Before Snapping Back To Reality
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After yet again escaping reality by watching Pride and Prejudice (not the shit one with the
Partygoer Using Passport As ID Either An Expat Or A Hopeless Drunk
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It’s today been confirmed that anyone spotted handing a passport over to a bouncer on
Local Dad Takes His Role As New Grandfather Seriously And Begins Sneezing At 120 Decibels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An exciting new scientific breakthrough has been discovered this week, as biologists reveal that yes, men’
Local Mum At Least Gets Past Saying ‘Hello’ Before Pointing Out Daughter’s Recent Skin Problems
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local mum Debra Stewart has today been praised for exchanging a few pleasantries before loudly observing
Chipper Bloke Lets Sharehouse Know He’s Onto 3rd Date By Hogging Bathroom With Grooming Session
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has politely let his sharehouse know his love life is on
Local Woman Maintains Seltzers Are Much Healthier Even If You Smash Seven Of Them In One Hour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week declared that her penchant for smashing several hard seltzers at
Balding Bloke Unaware That Youthful Outfit Makes Him Look Like A Uncircumcised Penis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Like 80% of the male population, local bloke Anthony Madden is losing his hair – albeit a
Rusty Razor to Be Used Extra Gently Until Woman Can Be Fucked Buying Another One
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she gets into the shower and stares down at the monumental jungle growing on the
Local Woman Annoyed To Discover That Eating Well, Exercising And Getting Sunlight Actually Does Improve Her Mood
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Opening the blinds of her room to allow some sunlight to stream through, local woman Cleo
Bin Liner That Refuses To Cooperate To Be Wedged Underneath Lid For Next Roommate To Deal With
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As he looks at the rubbish spilling out from the top of the bin, local man
Local Woman Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Be Less Strict About Gluten Free Diet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Looking at an old taco mix she’d long abandoned to the depths of her cupboard,
Suburban High School Party Buzzes With Excitement As Word Spreads That Someone Here Has A Gun
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sleepy cul-de-sac in Betoota Downs has been the scene of some frantically excited