I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Local Cougar Informs Handsome Chippy That She’s A Bit Of A Stud Finder Herself
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has kindly offered some assistance to a handsome twenty something chippy today, after
Torrential Rain Good Enough Reason To Cancel Gym, Dinner, Life
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As the rains pour down like a million rural children eating corn on your roof, residents
3rd Round Job Interview Inspires Local Girl To Start Filling Up Online Cart With Chic New Work Wardrobe
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An ambitious career-girl is enjoying a long online shopping session this evening, excited by
Bushie Cousin Arrives At Beach In Exact Same Kit He Wears Out West Except For Waterproof Sandals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As we close in on the first quarter of the year, some families are opting to
“Haha April Fools!!!” Says Bloke Retreating Back To Friend Zone After Opening Up To Soul Mate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today come up with a foolproof plan should he face rejection, by
Compassionate Employer Grants All Wests Tigers Fans A Flexi-Friday After Last Night’s Abomination
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The last factory in Betoota Heights that still manufactures things has been praised for a random
Young Parents Inform The World That They Have Too Much Money By Purchasing Brand Name Baby Shoes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local Betoota Heights couple has been accused of making too much money this week, after
Local Girl’s Dream Of Marrying Celeb Crush Ruined By ‘Personal Life’ Category On Wikipedia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After binge watching the second season of Bridgerton, local woman Gemma Bloomfield finds herself harbouring some
Local Woman Still Too Bitter About The Final Season To Give Two Shits About The House Of The Dragon
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As news spreads of the official release date for Game of Thrones prequel ‘The House of
Sadistic Gym Owner Makes Sure To Place Hip Abduction Machine In Area With Most Foot Traffic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A sadistic gym owner has today taken it one step too far, by placing a rather
Guy Offered Free Pinger By Dealer Completely Unaware He Is The Canary In The Mineshaft
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local drug purchaser Joseph Johns (22) has tasted the rarest of fruits today as his drug
Local Man Attempts To Avoid All Eye Contact Whilst Doing Physio Prescribed Clamshells In The Gym
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After spending 30 years living on planet earth, Cameron Barnett understands there is a