I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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“We’d Love To Live Closer To The City” Complain Parents Who Bought A House In The Suburbs For $150K
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke’s parents have today lamented what awful, no good luck they have this afternoon,
Woman Makes High Risk High Reward Decision By Asking Date Who His Favourite Serial Killer Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today run a somewhat risky dating move, which can either make her
Local Woman Unsure If Crush’s Interest In World War II Should Be Considered A Red Flag Or Not
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Cara Lee cooly sips from her martini and smiles at her crush, she
Local Woman Finds Herself Feeling Maternal Towards Every Kind Of Baby Except Human Ones
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sherise Winston isn’t the biggest fan of children. In fact, if it was possible, she’
Lone Town Doctor Identifies Last Weekend’s Charity Ball As Ground Zero For April Superspreader Event
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Residents of Betoota are struggling to secure a doctor’s appointment this week, as
Limp Bundle of Broccolini A Friendly Reminder Of How Delusional Local Man Was During Monday’s Grocery Run
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Tired, off-colour, and worst of all, limp, a wilted bundle of Broccolini appears to
Local Girl Calling Mum About Netflix Password Offered 18 Combinations Of What It Could Be
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local girl has today almost lost her shit, after trying to get into her mum’
Local Girl’s ‘Comfort Movies’ Actually Not That Comfortable To Watch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though most people prefer to watch wholesome movies such as Harry Potter when they’re hungover,
Office Worker Sporting New Exercise Ball Far Too Proud To Admit This Isn’t Gonna Work Long Term
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local city man Hugh Brooks is currently grimacing through the working afternoon. More so than usual.
Local Bloke Bonds With Teenage Nephew By Showing Him All The Eminem Songs That Still Horrify Gran
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local millennial has today been able to pass on the baton to his teen nephew,
Fantasy Of Living In Victorian Era High Society Ruined As Woman Remembers They All Had Syphilis And Stunk Like Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Much like most every twenty something woman, Jacqui Grimley devoured the second season of Bridgerton the
Reluctant Vego Begs Doctor To Tell Her She Needs To Boost Her Iron Levels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Shara Bishop wants to be a vegetarian. Really, she does. Well, actually she’d