I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Distant Friend Of New Parents Ambitiously Refers To Herself As ‘Aunty’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT New mum Lauren Kamleh didn’t know that the arrival of her newborn baby daughter would
Local Dad Visibly Anxious Walking Into Hardware Store With Sparkling Fresh Joggers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A nervous Dad was seen tip-toeing into a West Betoota hardware store this morning,
Bachelor Shopping Online For Clothes Wonders What Fictional Girlfriend Would Think Of This Outfit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bachelor is struggling to update his wardrobe today, unable to commit to
Scotty Accidentally Trips And Squashes Last Remaining Thylacine While Campaigning In Rural Tassie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact While embarking on what was described as ‘an urgent conservation photo-op’ on the island of Tasmania,
Facebook Virologist Now A Facebook Geopolitics Professor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Facebook virologist has pivoted into an entirely new career direction, with their constant barrage of
Meet Brendo, The Next Bloke In Line To Lead United Australia If The Spicy Cough Takes Down Clive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mining billionaire and prominent election meddler Clive Palmer has taken to hospital by ambulance this afternoon,
“Ahh Fuck It” Says Lactose Intolerant Mate Staring Through Glass At Thick Double Caramel Sludge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to common food related allergies and intolerances, there tends to be a pattern.
Woman Paralysed With Performance Anxiety After Roommate Ventures Into Kitchen Mid Cooking Session
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman has tonight found herself freezing in terror after her roomate dared to venture into
Supportive Local Woman Has Been Ready To Hate Bestie’s New Ex For Years
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Taylor Swift just earned herself a couple of fresh streams as a relationship ended in the
Teenager’s Pathetic ‘Call Of Duty’ Addiction Might Actually Come In Handy Over Next Few Years
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite being the butt of every family joke for the past few years, local teen Nick
Local Girl Who Only Just Started To Get Into Home Decor Stunned By Price Of Embroidered Cushions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Kirstie Janic finds herself happily scrolling through bedsheets on Etsy, she’s struck
Sudden Arrival Of Crush Sees Woman Quietly Slip Into Feral Pub Toilet To Rearrange Boobs Higher
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has showcased her greatest magic trick yet, by creating cleavage out of nothing