‘That Better Be From Your Beard’ Says Woman To Husband After Spying Curly Hair In Her Venus

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has had to have a stern talking to her husband today, after her belongings were defiled with his body hair.

It’s alleged Rachel Edmondson was having a shower when she’d reached for her razor for her daily armpit shave (the perks of being part Mediterranean), and noticed a tuft of thick, curly hair peeking through the blades.

Mentally checking in to see if she’d done the full rounds with the razer the day before, a confused Anita quickly came to the confusion that someone else must have used it – with the only person being her husband, Luke.

But now she had to figure just…where he used it, and discern whether she had the courage to pluck the hairs herself or find herself a new razer.

“Luke, please tell me this is from your beard.”

“IS IT!”

“Nah babe it wasn’t me”, said Luke, barely holding back a grin.

“LUKE be serious did you use it!”

“WHERE!”

“BEARD OR BUSH LUKE!”

It’s alleged Luke had let out a loud laugh, before dramatically scratching his ass and saying it was ‘neither.’

More to come.