Ritalin No Match For Fruit Roll Ups
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Green Road State School student is currently bouncing off the walls after somehow managing to
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Situationship Quietly Becomes Official After Airport Pickup
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT It can today be reported that a six month situationship is bordering on a fully fledged
Woman Cans Second Date After Bloke Orders Burger Without The Bun
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Against her better judgement Angela Watsworth gave self-professed “king of banter”, Henry Cutmore, a
Charity Might Have More Luck Getting Donations If Street Fundraisers Weren’t All Annoying Poms
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact As the annual strategy meeting of a well known charity organisation drew to a close
Landlord Informs Tenant That They Unfortunately Do Have To Pass That Interest Rate Hike On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A retired Betoota Heights plumber has today set about his new line of work. The owner
"Fucking Victorians" Says Local Man After Being Mildly Inconvenienced By Car With VIC Plates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has found himself dealing with Victorian-Rules Driving (VRD) over the
Yuppie Dad Forced To Permanently Wear Long Sleeves To Hide The Shame Of His 2014 Steresonic Koi Fish Era
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With dance music no longer considered a mainstream artform and Australia's last remaining nightclub
Pain In The Arse Strata Manager Not Even Hijacking Maintenance Decisions To Make A Buck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The residents a blonde brick unit block in Betoota's Flight Path District is currently
No Job Is Safe As First “AI Robot Tradie” Learns How To Under Quote To Win Business And Phoenix Their Company Shortly After Completing A Big Job To A Poor Standard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The popular mantra that trade services will never be replaced by AI is under
Local Man's 2 And A Half Year Old Kid Eating Better Than He Is
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter man has today found himself contemplating the lay of the land, after munching
Bloke Returning From Lord Howe Genuinely Shocked To Realise It's Actually Worth It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has spoken of his skepticism this morning as he recounted the
Local Man Credits Deep Knowledge Of Flags To Thousands Of Hours Spent On FIFA As A Child
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has credited the entirety of his vexillological knowledge on his year of Fifa
Idiot Son Just Trying To Help Gets Mum’s Secret And Highly Specific Sorting System Wrong
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact While home for the holidays, George Wilkinson (30) thought he might try to show his mum