Woman Cans Second Date After Bloke Orders Burger Without The Bun

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Against her better judgement Angela Watsworth gave self-professed “king of banter”, Henry Cutmore, a chance by agreeing to go on a date with him on Thursday evening.

According to Watsworth, she should have cancelled as soon as he revealed he’d booked Fillet, a trendy steak restaurant in the French Quarter. However, as 2026 is her year of yes, she once again ignored her intuition and attended the date. 

The Advocate understands that while his company was satisfactory, his main meal order was the final nail in the coffin. 

“He ordered a burger without the buns. WITHOUT THE BUNS!” she tells our reporter some time after the date. 

“Who does that? Unless of course you’re a coeliac or whatever.”

“Just don’t get a burger. Get anything else.” 

“It’s just too much of an ick”, Watsworth explains, “I mean, it came out in lettuce leaves. And he ate it with a knife and fork.” 

The Advocate reached out to Cutmore for comment but was told by his housemates that he was at his weekly pilates class and wouldn’t be back for another hour because he also likes to treat himself with a cheeky pistachio iced coffee on the way home. 

More to come.