Melbourne Residents Look Forward To Public Holiday That Really Has Nothing To Do With Melbourne At All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's residents are rubbing their hands in glee ahead of this weekend's
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Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
High School Loose Unit Has Become A Terrific Social Worker
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who completely went off the rails a bit in high school has prevailed
Local Woman Pissed Enough To Accidentally Enjoy A Sucked Edamame Skin
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Jessie Turner thought she was holding it together this evening as she sat at dinner
Nugget Man And Nugget Woman Have Nugget Baby
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact In exciting news out of the Royal Lady of Our Sacred Heart Hospital, Matt and
Local Man Stumbles Across His Crypto Portfolio In Bin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today been reminded of the whereabouts of a nice portion of his
Bloke With Interlock In Car Has A Lot To Say About Society’s Moral And Political Shortcomings
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Advocate can today report that a man who legally has to blow into an interlock
Labrador Owner And Dog Inch 1kg Closer To Merging Into Each Other
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact They say dogs and owners look alike, and it seems that Pavel Zakharov (35) is
Uber Driver Gets Immediate 5 Stars From Visiting Country Boy For Driving Straight Over Roundabout
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Local driver Simon Playmore usually pulls out all the stops to ensure his passengers give
Man Leaves Rental Inspection Early After Spotting Groups Of First Year Uni Students With Their Parents
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man on the rental market has once again thrown in the towel after spotting
Situationship Quietly Becomes Official After Airport Pickup
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT It can today be reported that a six month situationship is bordering on a fully fledged
Woman Cans Second Date After Bloke Orders Burger Without The Bun
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Against her better judgement Angela Watsworth gave self-professed “king of banter”, Henry Cutmore, a
Charity Might Have More Luck Getting Donations If Street Fundraisers Weren’t All Annoying Poms
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact As the annual strategy meeting of a well known charity organisation drew to a close