Coalition Dismiss Existential Concerns After Crushing The Legalise Cannabis Party In Farrer By-Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Liberals and Nationals are this week facing the music, after a rather rough weekend at
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Hot-Shot Entrepreneur Calls Girlfriend “Babe” At The Start And End Of Every Sentence
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Dill Fromps (27), the slickest entrepreneur this side of Betoota Grove, has continued on his breathtaking
Engineer Mate Slightly Odd
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A study conducted by Psychology Australia has determined that anyone with an engineering mate can agree
HSV Maloo Sitting On 101km/h On Freeway Must Not Have Many Demerit Points Left
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT There are disturbing reports from the Diamantina Highway Patrol Unit this week, after a
Local Bloke Cops Torrential Rinsing From Mates After Returning From Melbourne Flaunting Cute Chino Roll
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke’s attempt to appear more fashionable has blown up in his
Local Bloke Suiting Up For Funeral Rocked After Finding Betting Slips And Stripper Cash In Top Jacket Pocket
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local man preparing to attend a funeral has been rocked this morning, after the blunt
Haha Farkkkkkkk! The Boys Are Rolling Up To The Formal On The Back Of A Ute
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some big news from Betoota Ponds this week, it can be confirmed that Brayden and
Public Servant Grouchy After Running On Only One Lunch Break
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Service at the Betoota Court House is running slower than usual as public servant Timothy Greene
Preschooler Who’s Seen A Video Of A Man Getting Shot Point Blank On Mummy’s Ipad Unimpressed By Magic Milk Experiment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at his teacher with the glazed look of a prisoner of war, local child Josh
Teacher Agrees It Would Be Funny To See Exchange Kid Eat Some Vegemite
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT High school teacher Vincent ‘Mr M’ Matheson (40) got a pleasant surprise today when he told-off
Report: Most Loose Leaf Tea Purchased In Error
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A 33 year study by the Betoota Bureau of Statistics has concluded that almost all supermarket
Report: Bottom Bun Of Burger Insists On Going First
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As he feels the unmistakable feeling of soggy lettuce and mayo ooze trickle his fingers, local
Block Viewers Apparently Shocked That Some Dodgy Shit Goes On In The Construction Industry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The reality TV community is in meltdown this week, after apparently learning that the construction industry