Can We Just Let Alan Kohler Or Someone Do A Celebrity Budget Next Year?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A radical solution to a major fiscal problem has been floated this week, on the eve
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Local Man Solves Rental Crisis By Taking Out All These Little Bastards With A Bolt Cutter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has this month single-handedly solved the rental crisis in his city, by spending
Local Fuckboy Warns Ladies Of His Commitment Issues Running No-sock And Loafer Combo At The Races
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A prominent fuckboy is letting local girls know he’s here for a good
‘Which One Should I Post?’ Asks Friend As She Sends Through Four Exactly Identical Selfies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today been forced to play a game of ‘spot the difference’, after
Victorian Liberals To Consider Not Being A National Joke In Last Minute Election Push
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like an uncooked steak that has been in the fridge for 20 days, Victoria is mostly
Local Dad Officially Demotes Favourite Lawn Mowing Shirt Into Car Waxing Rag
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota father is paying his respects today, as he bids farewell to
Local Pub Celebrates Complete Gentrification After Replacing Pokies With Dog Bowls
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Whitlams can be heard figuratively and literally as Flight Path District pub the Lord Harroway
“Millennials Need To Grow up,” Says Man Incapable Of Saying Vagina
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Labourer Sam McGrath (44) has a few choice words for today’s youth whenever he gets
Frugal Millionaire Is Either Super Boring Or Doesn’t Understand That Money Can Buy Fun Things
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Australia’s millionaire club just got bigger, with Andrew Kent (49) joining its ranks
Physics Kids Get One More Jab At Biology Students Before Real Life Begins
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With year 12 exams finishing around the country, many students are enjoying the twilight of their
Single Mate From Bridal Party A Little Too Desperate To See How Those Wedding Photos Turned Out
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A desperate groomsman is on the offensive this morning, as he hopes to hustle
Colleagues Stuck In Escape Room For Team Bonding Ironically Feel Same Way About Toxic Workplace
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In disturbing reports emerging from Betoota’s downtown entertainment district, it’s believed a
Best Friend Knowingly Plays Her Role By Immediately Airdropping Recently Single Friend A Stash Of Dating App Material
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota woman is being praised this morning, for helping her best mate