Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Riverbank Where Everyone Loses their Virginity Under Threat After Council Unveil A Damn “Community Beach”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Hidden amongst the swaying river red gums that line the Diamantina River, “The Bend”
How To Survive Without Outdoor Cinemas This Winter
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A treasured national pastime, outdoor cinemas are all the fun of watching a movie you’ve
Glorious: Local Man Treats Himself To A Chippy’s Cocktail After Big Afternoon Of DIY
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local king is atop his castle, it can be confirmed today. The Betoota Heights monarch
Advice Column | Reduce Your Divorce Expenses Through These Easy Utter-Bastard Behaviours
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Divorce is a complex event where the rights of men and women depend mostly
Mum Enters 30th Year In Her War Against Tattoos
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota mum has marked a conflict milestone today as she enters the 30th year in
Grown Man Has Dream Where He Meets His Footy Heroes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A lucky little boy had a fortune visit from the sandman last night, having the most
Frosty Winter Morning Walk Made Bearable After Considerate Dog Helps Warm Up Owners Cold Fingers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds man has today uncovered yet another perk of being a dog owner – the
Smirnoff Withdrawn From All Australian Bottleshops After Albanese Blocks Russian Embassy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The diplomatic fallout between Russia and Australia has escalated significantly today, with senior Russian figures making
Outdoorsy Mate’s Idea Of A Fun Time Just Various Forms Of Torture
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter man has this week had his friends questioning if he’s a psychopath,
Bloke Who Can’t Really Afford $1500 For An ADHD Assessment To Just Continue Punching Bongs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke in dire need of an ADHD assessment has been shocked to discover that it’
New Eco Hotel Calls The Cops When You Full Flush A Pee
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Going on a holiday may just be the best way to reduce your carbon footprint as
Concerns Raised After Revelations That Local City Girl Doesn’t Own A Single Pair Of White Sneakers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota’s French Quarter has this week been subject to a dramatic intervention. The cause for