Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Boyfriend A Little Bit Too Keen To Watch Movie With Jennifer Lawrence In It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has caused a little bit of a stir in his household today,
‘First Libra Pads, Now This’ Says Woman Unsure Where She’ll Get Her Fun Facts Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today come to the sad conclusion that she’ll have to actively
Winter Well And Truly On The Way As ‘Fuck It’s Cold’ Becomes A Greeting
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that we are officially in winter, as the usual greetings of
Uninteresting Bloke Feels Himself Losing Crowd Midway Through Explanation Of Bazball
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | Contact After explaining the “game-changing” tactics employed by England’s national Cricket team – Bazball – Dwayne Riley
Local Weirdo Arrested For Ordering A Schooner Of Guinness
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Plains man has been taken into custody, after a liquor related incident in our
Local Girl Hoping For Spunky Electrician Met With Extremely Weathered 65-Year-Old Polishman Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been left disappointed today, after realising her fantasy of meeting a tradie
Lived Experience Discovered To Be The Only Type Of Experience Humans Can Have
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Researchers at the Betootian Tertiary Education University of Tautology have discovered a discovery in the early
Local Woman Begins Spending The $100m Powerball Jackpot In Her Head Seconds After Buying A Singular QuickPick
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s a surprisingly zen activity,” she said. “Deciding which relatives you’re going
‘Sorry Don’t Have Any Info, Just Go On The Pill’ Says Doctor To Every Woman With A Gynaecological Issue
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has learnt the hard way that there’s really not a lot of
‘Doing It For The Plot!’ Says Woman Planning To Make The Worst Decision Humanly Possible
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has this week adopted the phrase ‘doing it for the plot’, as
Lawyer That’s No Good At Keeping His Clients Out Of Prison Peruses The EOFY Offers At Hush Puppies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter lawyer that has a very competitive hourly rate but is ultimately
“If You Know You Know” Posts Local Girl Who Googled Best Cupcakes In New York To Get In The Know
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In global news, one of Betoota’s most worldly fashion designers has hit the