Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Man That Got Educated For Nothing Annoyed Young Workers Have HECS Indexation Marginally Decreased
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sage elder from our town’s vast Heights district has sighed heavily at
Float Tank Most Stressful 45 Minutes Of Local Man’s Life
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is struggling to ease his anxiety issues this evening as he
Sheltered Woman Chatting To Friendly Lady With Carabiner On Belt Assumes She Must Be Part Of Bouldering Community
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who doesn’t get out much has concluded it might be time to join
Bushie Mate More Scared Of Free Kimchi at Korean BBQ Than Catching Lizard With Bare Hands
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements| CONTACT A bushie in the big smoke for the weekend, Trent Walker (29) has shocked onlookers by
Oh No: Crypto Uncle Starts Posting Funny Things He’s Made With AI
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Loud groans have been echoing across Betoota this week as Facebook feeds in town
Indigo Child That Finally Achieved Ego Death Still Has Enough Ego To Tell You She Has No Ego
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Indigo child Daisy Foyle (23) claims to have achieved ego death while continuing to assert her
Suburban Dad Flicks On The 6pm News To See What He Should Be Angry And/Or Afraid Of Next
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a world where everything is bad and the future holds no hope for
Irish Lad In Melbourne Struggling To Identify His Own Countrymen Now That Guinness Has Become Cool
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Irish lad on a working holiday visa is struggling to identify his own countrymen now
Friend That Carries Around Portable Phone Charger Nominated For The Order Of Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local girl renowned for her unwavering dedication to keeping a portable charger on hand at all
Bar Fly Visibly Envious Of Man Getting The Soupy Coopers From The Bottom Of The Keg
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s great alcoholics, Deverell Slacks of the Hooting Chimp Hotel
Bloke Goes From Looking Smooth To Extremely Cringeworthy After 2 Failed Attempts At Using Apple Watch To Buy Coffee
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has well and truly embarrassed himself this morning, after attempts to look all
Woman In Sexless Relationship Watches In Resentment As Hubby Passionately Rips Open Avocado’s Fishnet Stockings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself feeling irrationally jealous of a bag of fruit this afternoon,