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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Darren Mitchell (37) was left devastated today after ordering a bacon and egg roll
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT LONG HAIR DON’T CARE: A local mum is the talk of town of late
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW: In a revelation that shook the very foundations of millennial
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT HI IT’S ME: In a world where texting reigns supreme, one local mum continues
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT JUST ONE: A local woman recently found herself in need of a pick-me-up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a bold move to infuse their children’s sections with creativity and curiosity, suburban libraries
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 24 year old Aussie girl Emily Gotsis has reportedly set sail for London under the charming
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has this week maliciously complied with his wife’s family photo idea,
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Government has this week generously announced that it will be rolling out a means-
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights primary school teacher has resorted to taking drastic measures to capture her students
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Ohhhhh govern me harder, daddy!” he said. Tom Reece is standing outside the Lord
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A cash strapped Betoota Heights woman is now considering a rather unconventional route to getting some