Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Homeowners Dance To The Boomer Wiggles
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A breeding pair of Betoota Heights sexagenarians were observed dancing to Crowded House in
This Local Coles Is Being Praised For Being Absolute Aussie Legends This Anzac Day For Putting A Giant Plastic Digger In The Bakery Section
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Coles is being praised today after they put a giant plastic statue
Homesick Queenslander In Melbourne Yearning For A Proper Good Old Fashioned Thunderstorm
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Queensland woman living out of state has admitted she deeply yearns for the theatrics of
Woman Dragged To Drum And Bass Gig By Mates Appreciates The Short Queues At The Bar
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who was hardballed into attending a drum and bass gig over the weekend has
“What Is This Shit?” Says Local Woman Before Realising It’s The New Taylor Swift
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker has had her commute home this afternoon ruined after tuning into
Tesla Driver Who Asked Drive-Thru Bottle Shop Attendant To “Put It In My Frunk” Will Never Know How Close He Came To Getting A Hiding
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city man visiting town over the weekend has come perilously close to receiving
Elon About To Learn That Australians Really Enjoy Making Life Hard For Famous People From Overseas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT UNITED AGAINST BIG SHOTS: The once mysteriously brilliant turned cringe and annoying US billionaire Elon Musk
Moves Towards A Cashless Society Sadly Sees Donation Dog Put Down
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some rather upsetting news, it can now be confirmed that every supermarket donation dog will
Vice Chancellor Of Supadoopa Betoota Commerce College Says Student Visa Crackdown Is Hurting Business
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the town’s thought leaders has blasted the Federal Government’s crackdown
Arrival Of Beanie Weather Brings Temporary Relief To Ageing 2010s Hipster
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While era-appropriate styles can certainly lead to some cringey photos with attempted gang signs, it
Mate Who’s Now Ordering Espressos And Wearing Bowling Shirts Clearly Re-Watching Sopranos
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Friends and family of local man Will Thomas (25) are becoming increasingly concerned as they observe
17-Year-Old Gives Oscar Worthy Performance Pretending To Be Flattered They’ve Been Asked For ID
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Being a teenager isn’t always fun, unless you’ve got a fake ID in which