Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Promiscuous Local Man Lets The World Know He’s A Common Tart By Showing His Bare Ankles In Public
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that proves that fashion trends have a funny way of coming full circle,
Local Girl Misses Days Where The Biggest News Stories Surrounded Jada Pinkett-Smith Being Cringe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If you’d told Tiah Richards that she’d one day miss hearing about Jada Pinkett-
Gina Welcomes Power Bill Relief
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s wealthiest person is set to receive a $300 credit towards their
Universities Say Putting A Cap On Non-English Speaking, Non-Attending, International Students Will Harm Sector
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A leading figure in Far South West Queensland’s university sector has both slammed
“You Must Grind Your Teeth In Your Sleep” Says Dentist, Unaware They’re Talking To The King Of The Sesh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An absolute sesh gremlin has this week been accused of lying by omission, after an overdue
New Dads On The Town For Rare Night Out Get Drunker Than Teenagers On Stolen Port
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of new dads were spotted painting the town red this weekend, after they were
Woo Girl At Kick-Ons Just Like A Woolies Scanner Because She’s Always Freezing And Asking If You’ve Got A Bag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woo girl partaking in kick ons has been dutifully nicknamed ‘The Woolies Scanner’, due
Prospective Homeowners Discover “Regional Australia”: A Utopia Full Of Cheap Property, Abundant Services And Professional Jobs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city-dwelling couple, sick of being locked out of the property market in
Current News Cycle So Depressing That A Wildly Reckless Gambler Has Become The Hero Of Our Times
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As social algorithms across the country continue to be flooded with news stories that
Unexpected Mother’s Day Flowers Almost As Spectacular As The 12 Leg Multi That Paid For Them
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A mother is grinning and a local bloke is gloating this morning after arriving
AirBnB Owner Charging $300 Cleaning Fee Shocked To Find Guest Didn’t Clean Anything Before Leaving
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local AirBnB owner who charged a hefty $300 cleaning fee was said they
Canadian Casually Mentions Minus 20 Back Home Like It’s No Big Deal
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Canadian in Australia Bradley Johnson (33) has reportedly been casually dropping comments about the cold weather