Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Graffiti Crew Recruits Elderly Trainspotter To Gain An Inside Knowledge Of Local Rail Network
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a surprising twist, renowned graffiti crew S.N.O (Spare No One) has enlisted an
Local Woman Justifies Frozen Yogurt As ‘Healthy’ By Dropping A Couple Slices Of Fruit On Top
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a surprising twist for dessert lovers everywhere, a new study has found that adding a
Boomer That’s “Good With Shares” Also “Bought Them In 1996”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man described as “being good with shares” has told The Advocate that
Cost-Of-Living Crisis Sees Charity Muggers Resort To Actual Mugging In Order To Reach Quotas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local street fundraising contractors, often referred to as ‘charity muggers,’ revealed today that they
Premier Miles Defends Costly Decision To Have 50 Cent Flown Out To Promote 50 Cent Transport Campaign
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Queensland Opposition has both slammed and blasted the decision to fly-in US
Host Challenges His Softcock Guests To Ruin Their Meal With Some Extremely-Antisocial Hot Sauce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights barbecue took a spicy turn this week after the host brought
Group Chat’s Bender Enthusiasts Insist 18 Degrees And Overcast Is Perfect Weather For An Arvo Beer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The icy wind and lack of sunlight should not at all be a deterrent from drinking
Rookie Traveller Checks Carry-On Size Bag For Overnight Trip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man lucky enough to not be fully-acquainted with the dehumanising ritual
39-Year-Old Bloke Comes To Accept He Might Not Ever Own A Skyline GT-R V-Spec With Matching Neons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s been 21 years since the release of ‘Need For Speed: Underground’ and local financial
Shooting Roaming Cats At Night Would Save The Economy Billions And Protect Endangered Native Wildlife. Why Aren’t We Doing It?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The national economy, if you believe the government, is on Struggle Street at the
Inner-City Leftie Carries Penguin Classic On Him At All Times In Case He Gets Spotted On The Bus
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local inner-city leftie Simon Mitchell (29) has been spotted diligently carrying a Penguin Classic novel
Local Girl Soft Launches Euro Trip Asking If Anyone Wants To Rent Her Room For 22 Days in June
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local micro influencer is reeling from a follower exodus this week after publicly