Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Friend That Carries Around Portable Phone Charger Nominated For The Order Of Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local girl renowned for her unwavering dedication to keeping a portable charger on hand at all
Bar Fly Visibly Envious Of Man Getting The Soupy Coopers From The Bottom Of The Keg
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s great alcoholics, Deverell Slacks of the Hooting Chimp Hotel
Bloke Goes From Looking Smooth To Extremely Cringeworthy After 2 Failed Attempts At Using Apple Watch To Buy Coffee
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has well and truly embarrassed himself this morning, after attempts to look all
Woman In Sexless Relationship Watches In Resentment As Hubby Passionately Rips Open Avocado’s Fishnet Stockings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself feeling irrationally jealous of a bag of fruit this afternoon,
Desexed Pug Finds Himself Daydreaming About Those Blissful Few Hours He Had With A Breathing Tube
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds pup has been spotted looking more depressed than usual, after a routine operation
Almond Croissant Mum Skeptical Of Curried Steak Pie Dad’s Claims That A Good Bakery Is Coming Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT What is the measure of a good bakery? Is it their cakes? Is it their bread?
Gen Z Blamed For Killing Smoko By Simply Blowing Vape Under Shirt When No One’s Looking
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It appears as though millennials have finally handed over the ‘we’ve killed the industry’ baton
FIFO Worker Lists ‘Cocaine And Infidelity’ Under Interest And Hobbies Section On Tinder Profile
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A FIFO worker stopping in at Betoota Heights has made sure to let the ladies know
Local Battler Really Feeling Like He’s Got His Shit Together After Putting On Brand New Socks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local battler Mark Kempsy (29) is reportedly experiencing a newfound sense of accomplishment and self-assurance
“Immigrants Should Learn Our Culture” Says Man Who Can’t Name A Single Face On Australian Notes
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Loud and proud Aussie bloke Bruce O’Sullivan (36) passionately declared today that immigrants aren’t
Frugal Man Leaves Leftovers In Tupperware For 2 Months, Tragically Forced To Throw Out Both
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a heartbreaking yet extremely predictable disaster, local resident and self-proclaimed bloke that’s trying
Going To Jail Now The Only Realistic Path To Achieving New Year’s Resolution To Read More
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a drastic and unconventional move, a man has decided that going to jail will be