Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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High-Grade Chemist Warehouse Flu Shot Puts Local Man On His Arse For Three Days
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In breaking news, a local coward has called in sick today after getting himself
Bucks Party Accommodation Comes With Ironic Cuck Chair Because Nobody Is A Chance Of Getting A Root
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT The furnishings of a Gold Coast motor inn have become the central gag of
Hungover Hen At Coolangatta Airport Weighs Up Self Help Book Or Grotesque Fast Food Order
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT As the sun sets on a particularly debaucherous weekend, a Melbourne girl has found
Land-Based Cruise Ships The Real Winners Amid P&O Dissolution
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shock announcement that sent ripples through the travel industry, Australia’s beloved
Local Stud Sweeps Crush Off Her Feet By Demonstrating Elite Geoguesser Abilities
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local heartthrob Finn Young (25) has officially redefined the boundaries of romance by sweeping his crush
“Nothing Good Happens After 12am” Says Gen-X Mum Who Used To Rave To The Prodigy In Abandoned Warehouses For 3 Days Straight
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Gen-X mum Amanda Yates (48) has declared, “Nothing good happens after 12am”. This statement
Economic Downturn Sees Middling Lawyer Opt For A Pair Of $49 Recession RMs Instead Of The Real McCoy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A middling lawyer at a mid-tier domestic law firm has shown up to
Report: Japan The Thinking Man’s Bali
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that Japan is simply the ‘thinking man’s’ Bali, as blokes
Millennial Can’t Believe A Bunch Of Gen Z Guys Can Just Go Away For A Weekend And Not Do Huge Amounts Of Blow And Binge Drink Until The Sun Comes Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker has been left dumbfounded this afternoon after learning a junior
Local Woman Obviously Getting A Sick Thrill Withholding Last Night’s Photos From The Girl’s Chat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman who was nice enough to take photos of a girls outing has
“Woah, That’s Amazing! Incredible Data!” Says Woman After Seeing Someone’s Strava Run On Instagram
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT I’M IMPRESSED: Just yesterday, local woman Isaac Newton (not the scientist) had taken to
Local Woman Indulges In An Hour-Long Uninterrupted Yap Session Disguised As Expensive Therapy
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT’S ME HI: Yesterday, Jenny Collins successfully wrapped up another hour-long uninterrupted yap