Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Gladys: “How The Fuck Was I Supposed To Know How Much A Hillbilly Clay Target Shooting Club Costs?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ICAC is today continuing their investigation into whether Gladys Berejiklian breached public trust while advocating for
Coked Up FIFO Who Lives In A Gold Coast Canal 6 Bedder Says PM Has Betrayed Rural Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An entire workforce of carbon-exposed tradesmen have today declared their disgust with the man they
ATO Employee With ElectroLarynx Says Nobody Takes His Calls About Arrest Warrants Seriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local employee of the Australian Tax Office has spoken candidly to The Advocate
Royal Commission Into Melbourne’s Crown Casino Confirms That The House Always Wins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The report from the Royal Commission into Melbourne’s Crown Casino has been released this week,
Government That Spent 9 Years Gutting CSIRO Now Relying On Yet-To-Be-Invented Technology To Deliver Net Zero
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 9 years of ridiculing scientists and hiding all research surrounding alarming climate change trends, the
PM Begins Morning Acting As Barnaby Joyce’s Human Coffee Table As Per Net Zero Agreement
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A hidden detail in the Coalition’s agreement to reach net-zero by 2050
Spoilt City Worker Reckons They Really Miss Working In Hospo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter agency professional has spoken of her previous life working the many
Victorian Libs To Focus On Defeating Andrews Once They Decide If Gays Should Be Electrocuted
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian opposition has today revealed that they will begin preparing for the 2022 state election,
Blokey Bloke Accountant Makes A Real Point Of Telling Mechanic That Kia Rio Is The Wife’s Car
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local manly man has brought on a few subtle grins down at a Betoota Heights
“I Wouldn’t Revive Silverchair For A Million Bucks” Says Man Who Would Be Paid A Lot More Than A Million Bucks To Revive Silverchair
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man that could earn himself tens of millions of dollars if he ever decided to
PM Allocates Two Submarine’s Worth Of Funding To Protect The Bush From Fall-Out Of Net Zero
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has finally outlined somewhat of a road map for how his government plans
Australian Living In London Running Out Of Reasons As To Why In The Fuck He’s Still There
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A lost boy of London has lost his last excuse to stay there this