Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Mum Just Calling To Confirm She’s Got You Locked In For 6 Full Weeks At Home This Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation prepares for the annual summer holidays, mums right around the country are today
NSW Health Minister Stoked to Return To Job He Signed Up For: Negotiating Nurse Wage Disputes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As New South Wales finally opens up, with cases numbers dropping by the day, NSW Health
“You Know If It’s Over 40° We Have To Go Home Right?” Says Smart Arse Queensland High Schooler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the summer heatwaves begin to ramp up, one of Queensland’s most learned high school
Facebook Community Group Admin Turns Off Comments After Local Beautician References ‘Apartheid’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local information exchange moderator has today had to act quickly to try and avoid a
PM: “Anyway, Now This Net Zero Wankfest Is Over, Let’s Cheer On Our Cricketers And Enjoy Summer”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has all but put his feet up until Glasgow now after,
7-Year-Old Melbourne Kid Familiarises Self With Bizarre Concept Of Communal Learning Environment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There were cheers of joy around Victoria and New South Wales today, as a vast number
Multi-Millionaire Real Estate Agent Mate Struggles to Add Any Depth to Trivia Team
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Real Estate Agent has proven himself to be the weakest link, after
Albo Tipped To Hold Government For 11 Years After Echoing Howard’s Disgraceful Bowling Technique
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese looks as likely to take government as he’s ever been,
Report: Imagine If The National Party Put This Much Effort Into Protecting Rural Abattoir Workers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Following a fortnight of kicking and screaming, the Nationals have finally agreed to back Australia’s
Gina Rhinehart Forgets To Exit Through Secret Side Door After Nationals Net Zero Discussions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two weeks of slaving over the decision to turn their backs on the only political
Local Woman Experiments With Gateway Cat
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In Betoota’s French Quarter, account manager Gretchen Steasley (27) may have made her first step
Disintegrating Football From 2003 Will Be Good After A Pump, Says Dad
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Father of three Cameron Hughes has embraced tradition today by refusing to throw away a disintegrating