Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Suburb’s Gentrification Process Now Complete With The Arrival Of Dogs Wearing Raincoats
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our desert community is mourning the loss of another suburb to the horrors of
Local Boomer Sacks Accountant After Having To Actually Pay Fair Amount Of Tax
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local baby boomer has stormed out of his accountant’s office this week after his
Bachelorette Pinballs From Worrying She’ll Never Have A Boyfriend To Worrying She’ll Lose Current Boyfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After years of creeping self-doubt that there was something severely defective about her personality, Olivia
Distant Coos From Plover Bird Clear Sign Local Woman Has Bended A Little Too Long
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A young Betoota Heights local has today learned just how cruel and unrelenting mother nature can
Straight Guy In Gay Bar Still Yet To Learn He Doesn’t Have To Smile At Everyone
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local straight man Brendan Cootes was taken by his girlfriend Elise Ng to a gay bar
Kookaburras Really Reacting Quite Inappropriately To Elderly Woman Having A Fall
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A shocking display of disrespect to one of the town’s oldest and most respected figures
Sharehouse Couch Begins New Journey With Sharehouse That Just Walked Past It On The Street
Residents of ‘The Snake Pitt’ have regretfully moved their three-seater couch on to the street this morning after three
Friend Who Moved To Hobart Begins Ambitious Campaign To Get Friends To Join Her Haha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Guys, seriously” says Lillie (27), right on cue. “We should all move here haha” Lillie is
Mate Really Sounding Like A Loser Boss During Phone Call With One Of His Younger Colleagues
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Tony Jobs has been caught out by some friends this afternoon. The young engineer from Betoota
Pet Appearing Out Of Nowhere To Lick Leg Ignites Fight Or Flight Response
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Though living alone can be quite peaceful and allow the opportunity to be an absolute pig
Bloke At Job Interview Forced To Act Like He Cares About Company’s Founding Fathers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A perfectly normal man had to suffer a corporate indignity today during a job interview at
WEEKLY: The Nationals’ Big Compromise, Katter Weighs In, A Scared Dropnuts & More – October 22
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.