Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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Albanese Taps Into His Southern European Roots And Lets Off A Flare At Full Time Of Socceroos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 42nd ranked Socceroos are going to the 2022 World Cup in Qatar after confirming a
Australians To Now Make An Effort To Call It “Football”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a sensational morning in Qatar, the nation of Australia has now promised to be on
Surprise Surprise: New Communist Government Asks The Peasants To Limit Their Power Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just weeks after storming to power, Australia’s new communist government is asking the
Cowra Prop Vows To Iron Out Mudgee Halfback Who Definitely Gave Him The Spicy Cough At The Races
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A zippy halfback is about to be snapped in half this afternoon, unaware he’
Local Intellectual Tells Colleagues “I Read An Article” That Was Actually Just A TikTok
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An office know-it-all is attempting to cover his tracks this afternoon, caught
Success! Uber Now As Complacent As Taxi Companies They Defeated With Mints And Bottled Water
FERGLE BARNES | Tech | CONTACT Lovers of traditional travel can rejoice as it has been confirmed by the nation’s Uber
WEEKLY: A Wicked Solution, Albo’s Adventures, Mum Vs The Kardashian’s & More – June 10
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Soft On China Already: Albo Orders Spring Rolls Over Potato Scallop At Servo Bain Marie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just a couple of weeks into his Prime Ministership, Anthony Albanese is under fire. In his
Mushroom Burgers Even Tastier When Cooked On Greasy Steak Hotplate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As part of our ‘Suburban Sous Chef’ series, The Advocate has been speaking to
Local Couple Slip Home Via Drive-Thru After Friends Host Minimalist Ottolenghi Dinner Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local couple have made a small detour on the way home this evening,
Sunday Sesh Gains Momentum After Reckless Mate Realises Tomorrow Is Public Holiday
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A casual pub lunch is about to be injected with chaos this afternoon, after
“I’m Easy” Says Local Vegetarian Throwing Eggplant Sized Spanner Into Group Pizza Order
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local herbivore is causing some trouble this evening, putting the handbrake on a