Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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Local Publican Informs Loyal Employee She’s Been Let Go By Not Giving Her Shifts And Ignoring Calls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local publican has this week ghosted a loyal employee, by refusing to inform her that
Local Man Pledges To Solve Lettuce Crisis By Heading Down To Shops With A Few Sewing Needles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed to The Advocate that he is going to be
Lunch Beer Doing Absolute Wonders For Afternoon Productivity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In hindsight, says Julia Pearson, perhaps washing down that tropical-themed double chicken parmigiana
God’s Lettuce Now Costs More Than Devil’s Lettuce By The Gram
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a reminder that we do truly live in strange times, the nation’s lettuce crisis
ACT Set To Decriminalise Drugs In A Bid To Finally Give Canberra A Vibe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact And in what might be the most random news of the week, the Australian Capital Territory
Girlfriend Surprised To Learn That TV Series The Boys Isn’t About Going On A Bender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Snuggling up on the couch, local couple Millie Hobbs and Connor Fowler began the arduous task
“Enough With The Goofy Comedies,” Says Girlfriend Pushing To Watch Latest Crime Thriller
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact “Enough PLEASE!” Alice Knox can’t do it tonight. She can not for the life of
Awful Weather Gives Local Woman Perfect Opportunity To Ask Crush If His Hands Are As Cold As Hers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sitting in the freezing Betoota Heights public library next to her uni classmate and crush, Josh
Hospo Employer Still Offering Crap Wages And Conditions Still Complaining About Lack Of Staff
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is still whinging about the same shit he was whinging about a year
DAILY: Advice For Nation’s Youth, Thoughts On An 80’s Classic & A Stern Warning – June 9
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman begin the week with today’s news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Local Softcock Brings A Travel Pillow For An Hour-Long Domestic Flight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local traveller has today been the subject of plenty of muffled laughter and finger pointing.
Queenslander Who Rented Room In Melbourne Terrace For The Aesthetics Never Thought About Winter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane woman who recently moved to Melbourne is today finding out the hard way that