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Local Bloke Swiftly Pulls Out Of Friday Night Plans After Realising The Rings of Power TV Series Just Dropped
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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
Betoota Heights local Bill Reynolds [32] has today pulled out of Friday night shenanigans with the boys, after his only news source (Facebook) informed him that the first two episodes of Rings of Power dropped today.
Though his crew had initially given him some shit for ‘dogging’, James was quickly forgiven when they realised he was the only bloke with both an Amazon Prime subscription and an 85 inch television, prompting them all to ditch an expensive night on the piss in favour of drunkenly quoting Lord of The Rings and having in depth discussions on who this ‘stranger’ character could be.