Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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Tough Times Ahead For Barnaby As He Watches Another Truckload Of 24-Micron Rubbish Drive Off The Farm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce is shearing at the moment and the former Deputy Prime
50% Of “Funny Videos” In Tradie Boyfriend’s Group Chat Actually Just Life Threatening Injuries
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Considering her boyfriend’s propensity for watching compilation videos of men hurting themselves playing sports, local
Operation Iceberg: QLD Police Arrest 39 Men In Relation To Major Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Overnight, Queensland Police have charged 39 people with blackmarket grocery offences, including cultivating and trafficking a
Jo Malone Scented Candles Now A Relatively Cost-Effective Source Of Lighting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s energy crisis has deepened once again today, with consumers wondering where the madness
Vivid Organisers Stock Up On Dolphin Torches And Cellophane After Blackout Warning Issued In NSW
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some startling news, it now appears that ‘energy crisis’ is the latest addition to the
Scotty Fears Aussies Won’t Know The Socceroos Won Without Any Photos Of Him In A Stupid Scarf
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The supreme and glorious Socceroos have secured the second last spot for the 2022 FIFA World
Woman Trying To Expand Her White Wine Horizons A Bit Immediately Regrets Ordering Riesling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has discovered that she really does a basic bitch palate, after daring to
Father Of Local Puffer Jacket Chode Fears Son Will Live At Home Forever After Doing Arse On Bitcoin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The long-suffering father of a local crypto pig has lamented the fact that
DAILY: Albo Taps Into His Roots, A Name Change For Soccer & Philosophical Reasons For Poor Spending – June 14
Clancy Overell and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Sydney Morning Herald Attempts To Jump On The 80s Trend By ‘Outing’ Rebel Wilson
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Sydney Morning Herald has today defended their threats to out Australian comedian and actress Rebel
Local Girl’s Excuses For Regularly Blowing Disposable Income Getting Increasingly More Nihilistic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she brushes her fingers against the fur trim of a Penny Lane style coat, local
Report: Zed’s Dead, Baby. Zed’s Dead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Electoral Commission has today confirmed that Zed is officially dead. In a Federal Political