Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister’s Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is asking himself the hard questions this afternoon after noticing
Criminal Mastermind On Self Checkout Purchases A Few Lettuces And Marks Them As A 1 Kg Of Prawns
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Peering over his shoulder, Betoota Heights bloke Jason Portland scopes the vicinity for any witnesses. He
Bob Katter Tells Albanese To Just Say The Word And We Can Begin Nationalising The Energy Grids, It Can Be Swift, And It Can Be Bloodless, Unless They Want Otherwise. My Son Robbie And I Can Take Care Of Any Power Stations North Of The Brisbane Line, And D
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the boldest act of the new Labor Government, The Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO) has
Good Bloke Thanks His Mate For Helping Move On The Weekend With A Couple Cases Of Lettuce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A thoughtful local man has this week demonstrated that he has his finger on the pulse.
Labor Raises Flag Over The Australian Energy Market Operator Building After Intense Battle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Under the command of General Chris Bowen, the Australian Labor Party stormed the Australian
Dad Reveals This Energy Crisis Is Caused By You Idiots Leaving Empty Powerpoint Switches On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights father of three has today revealed one of the major causes of this
North Queensland Decide Against Naming Their New NRL Women’s Team ‘The Cowgirls’ For Some Reason
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some exciting news for sports fans, North Queensland has announced their women’s team ‘The
DAILY: A Crypto Bro, Woman Discovers A Horrific Group Chat & A Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate – June 15
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Townsville Monkeypox Scare Turns Out To Be Hungover Bloke Who Can’t Remember Getting Into A Biff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fears that a second person has contracted monkeypox in North Queensland have been dismissed today, after
Finance Pig Who Withdraws 300 Bucks Every Friday Evening Says Minimum Wage Increase Is Reckless
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s greatest economic minds has today offered his opinion on one of
Local Man Wonders If Lettuce Shortage Is Also To Blame For His Nuggets Tasting Rather Gamey This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is asking questions this morning after his usual breakfast nuggets
Woman Gets First Glimpse Into Gender Disparity After Mum Asks Her To Help Clean Brother’s Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to adhering to traditional gender roles, none are quite as subtle as the