Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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“This. Is. Origin”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of the home of Rugby League, one of the icons of
QLD Dad Says It’ll Be Interesting To See If The Blues Can Tie This Up Because NSW Clearly Don’t Have Any Heart Or Even The Remotest Idea Of What Origin Is All About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sea of maroon is already packing out Caxton street, as Queenslanders make the pilgramage to
DAILY: An Unusual Solution, Gladys’ Holiday & A Failed Attempt – July 13
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Blues Fans Secretly Relieved To Return To Their Rightful Place In The World
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A reluctant balance has been restored on our nation’s east coast and fans of the
Gould Issues Fittler With Last Minute Ultimatum: “Win Or I’ll Make You Coach The Bulldogs”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The head supremo of the NSW Rugby League mafia has made stern threats this
AfterPay CEOs Read Room And Agree To Only Pay Themselves $264m In 4 Interest-Free Instalments
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The people in charge of one of Australia’s most successful companies have today moved to
Albo Rocks Up To The Pacific Forum Wearing Same Kit From Last Night’s Ska Gig In Marrickville
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The country’s First Rudeboy-In-Chief touched down in Fiji a few moments
Gladys Too Busy Enjoying Amalfi Coast To Notice Those Same Men Have Destroyed Another Government
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that really surprised nobody in particular, it looks like the NSW Government is once
Man Having Difficulty Using His Qantas Flight Credit Asked If He’s Tried Shoving It Up His Arse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Early last year, Betoota Heights man Glenn Pogo booked a flight to Cairns for
Elon Employs Lowball Marketplace Strategy Saying He’ll Pick Up Twitter For Half Price In Cash This Arvo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The world’s richest man has today shown off his savvy negotiating skills, by changing tack
Local Woman Somehow Still Unable To Get Shit Together Despite Buying A Whiteboard For Her Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After randomly feeling a burst of inspiration at 11 o’clock at night, local hot mess
NASA Release Photo Of What Nathan Cleary Will See After Running Into Tino Fa’asuamaleaui Tonight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Space and Rugby League fans are today sharing a shared bond. In a strange marriage of