Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Schooner Glass Edges Closer To Piss-Soaked Trough Wall With Every Slash
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two and a bit years of hand sanitiser and sit-down-only dining, it seems
Rich Boomer Explodes At Qantas Ground Staff Like They Get Paid Enough To Find His Suitcase Full Of Gazman Pants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some tired old bastard on his way back from Port Douglas was seen blowing
Report: Dad’s Slippers Fucken Rank
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the freezing weather continues, the nation’s dads are at that point of the year
Profit Driven University Considering Introducing ‘Octo-mester’ Yearly Course Structure
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the Channel Country’s most esteemed tertiary institutions has today revealed they are contemplating
Melbourne Girl Delighted As New Wave Gives Her Permission To Start Lecturing The Plebs Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Northside Melbourne resident, Ethyl Glenlyon (41), has been overcome with a state of euphoria today. And
Australian Retailers Experiencing Extreme Flared Trousers Shortage Two Weeks Out From Splendour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the nation’s favourite music festival looms near, Australian retailers have been forced to declare
Sri Lanka’s Cricketers Impressed By Australia’s Efforts To Out Collapse The Sri Lankan Government
IMRAN GAHSKORI | Sport| Contact The Australian Men’s Test Cricket Team has been flogged by an innings in Sri Lanka
New Study Finds That Using The Pandemic As An Excuse To Replace Experienced Staff With Labour Hire Might Result In A Fuckload Of Cancelled Flights
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A landmark new study has today revealed one of the major causes behind the nation’s
Share House’s Pitiful Courtyard Now Permanent Storage Place For Rubbish That Can’t Fit In Wheelie Bin
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A five person share house in Betoota Heights has found themselves learning to live with rubbish
“Cooking Mexican Tonight” Says Uni Student Dumping 500g Of Cheese On Some Corn Chips
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of South Betoota Polytechnic’s finest has today raised a few eyebrows in his university
Barilaro Watches His Dream Of Becoming A Sex Columnist In The Upper East Side Vanish Overnight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NSW Deputy Premier John Barilaro was reportedly tossing and turning in his sleep last night,
DAILY: A Culture Shock, A Deadly Sneeze & A Sad Realisation – July 11
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio