Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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‘Why Are My Allergies So Bad?’ Asks Woman Who Unleashes This Beast Every Night In Peak Of Winter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman’s addiction to white noise has made her sick, as she finds herself
Perrottet Grows Increasingly Worried That This Could Happen To His Pool If This Barilaro Shit Continues
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the nation’s portaloo is growing increasingly worried that his
West Tigers Announce Exciting New Pathways To English Super League Comp
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The West Tigers have made an exciting announcement this week, launching a new pathways
Data Shows Homesickness Amongst American Expats At All Time Low
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the wake of American Independence Day, the usual group of American expats living in Australia
Prince George Can See The Convict Mannerisms Still Quite Prevalent In These Antipodean Heathens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prince George can today fully appreciate why his ancestors made the executive decision to send hundreds
Hollywood Cashing In On Bad Movies That Inspire Good Memes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the aftermath of the spicy cough and the last people who care about the Oscars
Corporate Fat Cat Offers Gracious Nod As Luncheon Waitress Tongs 2nd Dinner Roll Onto Side Plate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s leading businessmen is praising the work of a hospitality staff
Brian To’o Criticised For Pledging Allegiance To A Major Influence On His Entire Identity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Samoan-Australian man, who has lived his life between Samoa and Australia, and was raised
WEEKLY: Albo’s Trip, A Tear Jerker, A Cold Shoulder & More – July 8
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Local Girl Desperate For A Drink Made To Choose Between Mate Who Picks Fights Or The Drunk Crier
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Louise Wilson [23] stares down the barrel of a boring weekend, she finds herself making
Local Bloke’s Massage Ruined After Pan-Flute Cover Of Adele Reminds Him Of High School Breakup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bloke’s attempt at self-care has been ruined this week, thanks
Nations Dads Celebrate As Salad Crisis Inspires Return Of A Weekly Family Potato Bake
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Dad’s around the nation are rejoicing this week, as the fresh food crisis