Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Mate Avoiding Pub in July Asks GroupChat Who Wants To Hit Up Indoor Mini-Golf
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke’s offer of non-alcoholic related socialising has been left on
Benji Marshall Confirmed For Second Gruelling Season Of Celebrity Apprentice Set At West Tigers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Rugby League icon Benji Marshall has today confirmed that he isn’t done with the world
Friend In Long Term Relationship Commandeers Bachelorette’s Dating Apps Like She’s Playing Hoe-kémon Go
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A single woman has today had to inform her friend that NO, she does not want
DAILY: Balance Restored To The Universe, A Niche Market & Bob Katter In Hot Water – July 14
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Bloke Ruins Perfectly Nice Dinner With Introverted Girlfriend By Lying To Waiter About Her Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today proved to his girlfriend that having an extroverted partner can be
Bunnings Karen Returns In Heated Anti-Sausage Sizzle Price Hike Protest
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT Staunch anti-mask protester turned staunch anti-sausage sizzle protester, ‘Bunnings Karen’, has gone viral once
Australia And America Furious That Someone Might Be Taking Advantage Of Their Cheap Holiday Destinations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the geopolitical situation keeps evolving in the Pacific, two heavyweights of the region have today
Local Cafe Taps Into Niche Market With Burgers Clearly Designed For Scrub Pythons
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds cafe has raised some eyebrows in the community this week for it’s
Suncorp Hires Earthmovers To Remove Several Tonnes Of Sour Grapes Left By Joey And Freddy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The staff at Brisbane’s Lang Park are this afternoon enjoying a well-earned break. This
Katter Under Fire From Green Groups After Feeding A 1.2kg Roll Of Devon To A Giraffe At Australia Zoo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has drawn the ire of inner-city lefties
Mum Wants To Know If Anyone’s Heard Whether That Darling Selwyn Is Alright
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Queenslanders relish in the sheer euphoria of being from the superior state this morning, analysis
Report: NSW Just Don’t Get Origin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the spiritual home of Rugby League, NSW have once again confirmed