Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Local Gemini Instinctively Reaches Towards Phone To Call Mum After Experiencing Very Minor Inconvenience
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As total Gemini April Chen experiences a flash of annoyance that her lash tech suddenly went
Sexist Nation Has More Men Called Anthony As PM Than Women
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although everyone basically already knew it, it has been confirmed that Australia is a sexist nation.
Local Woman Pieces Together Entire Plot Of Barbie Movie Through Countless ‘First Looks’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just as she once pieced together iconic movies via references on The Simpsons, local film buff
WEEKLY: A Domino Effect, Some Fast Tracking, Hoe-kémon Go & More – July 15
Clancy Overell, Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
“Let’s Give Them A Single Lane And Call It Express Pickup/Dropoff” Laughs Board Of Sydney Airport
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The comedians on the board of Australia’s largest airport are in hysterics this
Nan Gets Her Groove Back After Watching Elvis
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota family has had to put some funeral plans on hold this
Anti-Mask Protester Intervenes To Relieve Poor Animal From Barbaric Face Prison
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A brave and selfless anti mask protester has today stepped up to save a poor defenceless
Advice Column | Guaranteed Huge Growth Stocks And How To Pick Them
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Dr Chet Spevens has decades of experience in the financial sector, and within this
Sydney Morning Herald Hires 150 New Journalists To Focus Solely On Private School Staff Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Morning Herald has today announced an unprecedented recruitment drive, as the major masthead hires
New Worker-Friendly Government Suddenly Forgets You Can’t Clean Office Buildings From Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the nation battles through the devastating third wave of the spicy cough, the government has
Local Woman Gives Up On Wearing A Beanie After It’s Franga Tip Refuses To Flatten
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out a couple of expletives, a frustrated Leah Hughes tries in vain to adjust her
Qantas Passenger Arrives In QLD To Learn Alan Joyce Sent His Luggage To Brisbane, North Dakota
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The desecration of an Australian icon continues today, as domestic passengers across the country continue to