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“An ISIS Bride Walks Into A Bar” Giggles Peter Dutton In Latest Media Attempt To Humanise Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Appearing on local radio this morning, Opposition leader Peter Dutton told his favourite Dad
Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone’s Behaviour In Lockdown
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Heartbreak High Remake Met With Rave Reviews Despite Clear Lack Of Eyebrow Piercings
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Refugees Comforted By Teal Candidates Who Support Their Right To Settle Nowhere Fucking Near Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians who live in really nice suburbs with fairy lights on the main street are now
Hypercompetitive Trivia Teammate Now Going To Sulk All Night That Her Correct Answer Was Overlooked
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If they’d just fucking listened to her, ‘Oedipus and the Motherfuckers’ would have come first.
Local Optimist Concludes At Least Feeling Scorned About Failed Situationship Means She’s Over Her Ex Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Oh no. The day has come. Deep down, Laurie Schultz knew it would happen eventually but
Best Mate’s Little Brother Way Better Value Than Best Mate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by all the lads has found that Bozza’s younger brother, Bomber, has
Victorian Libs Make Last Ditch Effort To Win Back Votes With Bold ‘Dan Andrews Is A Trans Chinese Muslim Robot’ Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being the most unlikable politician throughout the entire pandemic, it seems that Victorian Premier Dan
“How Dare They” Says Man Returning To His 1995 Seat Cordoba To Find Someone Reckons It’s Ready To Be Crushed Into A Cube
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While it’s far from being a daily driver, a Betoota Heights man says