Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Bloke Who Bought A $130 Round On Saturday Night Shakes Head At Girlfriend’s Gourmet Muesli Choice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has made a fool of himself this weekend, it can be confirmed. While
Barnaby Says He Will Fight For The Right Of All Australians To Raid Their Super To Buy A Jeep Compass
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce is coming into bat for Australians who want access to
Albanese Accused Of Taking His Mardi Gras Costume Way Too Far
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has caused quite a stir today, after revealing his outfit for
Typo On Oxford Street Billboard Actually Describes Sterile City Of Sydney Quite Accurately
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird, perhaps misguided decision from the global LGBTQI community, it seems Sydney has been
Mark Waugh To Put The Pads On Next Test And Show The Boys How It’s Done
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brother of Steve and Test great Mark Waugh is going to wind back the
Div 4 Footy Team Launch Into Pre-Season With 3 Rounds Of Sit Ups Followed By 13 Rounds At Shitty Local Pub
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In local sporting news, the Dev 4 Betoota Dolphins side have launched into pre-
Report: Drinking Savvy B’s And Popping On Some Doja Found To Be The Perfect Way To Do Pres
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A private study conducted by the Woo Girls Association (WGA) has confirmed that there is absolutely
Local Girlfriend Really Enjoying NRL Pre-Season
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT If asked to list her favourite hobbies, Sharnie Tellers (27) wouldn’t say that
Advice Column | Get Ultimate Payback By Quietly Spending Your Woke Kids’ Inheritance
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Unconditional love is that of a parent and child, of mother and son, father
Bank Woos New Customers With Free Set Of Steak Knives For Every New Home Loan Over $750,000
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Bank of Betoota (BOB) has put the rest of the Big Five on notice this
Advice Column | How To Deal With Your Cunty Friends Who Have Money Now
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact With money here in Betoota flowing harder than Niagara Falls, some friends can’t help but
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s great monetary minds has told The Advocate that he