Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Cost Of Living Forces Millenial To Cut Down On Decadent Luxuries Such As Household Utilities and Healthcare
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota Millennial has been forced to be their own treasurer as they continue to feel
Mum Pauses World As Cyndi Lauper Comes On Radio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier today a Betoota mum informed her husband, kids and the world that they’re going
New South Wales Town Of Toronto Gives Up And Officially Changes Its Name To ‘Tronno’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The iconic NSW town of Toronto, known as the heartland of Australian boatie culture and the
Girlfriend Of 3rd Grade Prop Tells The Big Fella That His Coach’s Fat-Shaming Is NOT Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Mutts are dealing with some strong allegations about their culture, after being soft cancelled
‘Fuck Here We Go Again’: New Lana Del Rey Single Spurs Woman To Revisit Entire Catalogue
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Kayla Fortunati remembers exactly where she was when she heard Summertime Sadness for the
Shacked Up Mate 8 Years Off The Market Reckons He’d Do Alright On The Apps
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One old dog reckons he can learn a few new tricks, as self-described ‘Wife Guy’
Oh Fuck: ‘Fishing Trip’ Wasn’t Code For Anything
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local idiot has found himself envying the worms on the end of his hook as
Report: Saying ‘Barcelona’ Either Makes You Sound Like Uncultured Bogan Or Complete Wanker
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A man talking about his trip to Europe is in a lose/lose situation as he
Local Senior Asks His Son To Please Stop Calling His Retirement Village A “Boomer Gulag”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the quiet suburb of Betoota Heights, a senior resident of the local retirement
‘God, Is EVERYTHING Pride Now?’ Mutters Frustrated Boomer Simply Trying To Watch The News
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke from Beaconsfield has today found himself getting royally pissed off, after failing to outrun
Kid Shows Some Initiative And Chops Up His Old Man’s Crowded House CDs Before Easter Road Trip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights high school student has proven to those around him this week
Dad Befriends Local Delinquents As Part Of Long-Term Plan To Destroy Trees Without Council Approval
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a political landscape hamstrung by bureaucracy and red tape, one local dad has taken matters