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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation comes to term with the dystopian hellscape that is post 26 Budget Australia,
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Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
“Why Don’t More Artists Come To Australia?’ Ask Nation Who Bullies Every Musician To Drink From Their Shoe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an odd trend that appears to have grown in popularity in the past few years,
Finally A Bubbler With A Bit Of Fucken Go About It
A lovely stroll in the park has been topped off today, by a water fountain with a strong enough stream
Unprecedented! Rugby League Players Brawl After Losing Match And Drinking 100 Schooners In Rural NSW
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has shaken the very foundations of the National Rugby League, it seems that
Veteran Receptionist With A Few Faded Tattoos Definitely Has Some Stories To Tell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian named Janice Pederson has today dropped a few little hints about her past.
Local Man Channels His Inner Barry Gibb After Blasting Pinky Toe On The Fucking Coffee Table
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A crisp G♯5 tone could be heard across Rivendell Street in Betoota Heights
QLD Government To Fix Youth Crime Crisis By Turning Petty Delinquents Into Hardened Adult Crims
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With a crime wave spreading across the great state of Queensland, the government has decided to
ClubsNSW Forgiven For Causing Immeasurable Poverty And Broken Homes After Unveiling Temporary Rainbow Logo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Election is heating up, and surprise surprise – the LIBERAL Premier is a HOMOPHOBE! This
Ageing Chode Tells Anyone Who’ll Listen That Lefty Cummins Needs To Go And JL Will Save Us
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some silly old fuck from Betoota Heights that walks around town with his shirt
Girlfriend Shocked After Man’s Knockabout Mullet Phase Progresses Into Actual Hair Care Regime
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Hayley Mescal [25] has today found herself feeling a mixture of shock, pride and
“So I’ll Book You Again In For Next Month” Gently Threatens Barber Holding Razor To First Timers Throat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unfortunate hostage situation is unfolding on the streets of Betoota Mall today after
Bloke Who Bought A $130 Round On Saturday Night Shakes Head At Girlfriend’s Gourmet Muesli Choice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has made a fool of himself this weekend, it can be confirmed. While