Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Dan Andrew’s To Change Phrase To ‘Now We’re Cooking With Electricity’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has found himself facing criticism again this week, after going on a
Local Woo Girls Brace Themselves for Tuesday’s “Debt Settling” Group Text
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT As the dust settled from the weekend that was, local woo girls brace themselves for
Advice Column | Our Short Stay Accommodation Profits Are Under Attack And Nobody Is Talking About It!
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT $425. That’s how much profit one of my investment properties made me from
Mark Wahlberg’s F45 Investment Choice Declared Worst Decision He’s Made Since ‘The Happening’
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Historical records have proven that back in the year of our Lord 2020, Mark “Marky Mark”
“Not The Time To Talk About Billions In Iron Ore Royalties” Says Australia, Sending Thoughts And Prayers To Gina Right Now
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact One of the 20 barristers working on the most expensive family feud in the nation’s
Backpacker Too Wise To Believe Tall Tales About Crocs In North QLD Waterways
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT German backpacker Juilianne Schmidt has spent three months travelling around Australia and has learnt a thing
Bondi Man’s Chronic Europe Deficiency Compounded By How Badly His Swannies And Roosters Suck This Year
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A teeny, tiny violin is playing in the eastern suburbs of Sydney this evening
Local Bloke Ages Himself Gracefully Out Of EDM Into Campfire Friendly Morgan Wallen
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking local news, a former Stereo-bro is laying his love for EDM
‘Bit Of Extra Protein!’ Found To Be Universal Dad Response To Finding An Insect In Your Food Or Drink
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds dad has this week responded perfectly to the source material he was given
Australian Soccer Guy Pulls A Gun After Hearing People Say ‘Soccer’ Instead Of Saying ‘Football’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “That’s what the call it everywhere else!!” he screamed, his index finger hovering above the
Advice Column | Teach Your Kids To Be Fiscally Responsible By Cutting Short Their Childhood And Putting Them To Work
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you tired of witnessing your kids indulging in the carefree joys of childhood
“Go The Fuck To Sleep” Screams Woman’s Prefrontal Cortex As She Continues Midnight TikTok Doom Scroll
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local woman’s brain was last night pleading with herself to do the right thing.