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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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RBA Decides Caning Broke Homeowners For The Inflationary Sins Of Rich Old People Isn’t Worth It This Month
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Board has voted to keep interest rates on hold this month
Male Bartender Shaking Cocktail Mixer With Rolled Up Sleeves Unaware Of How Much Power He Has
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights bartender has unknowingly ignited primitive instincts in every women within eye shot, after
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia has retained The Ashes. Despite a solid 6 weeks of Bazlighting and carry on from
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Piers Morgan’s Friendship With Warnie The Only Reason Australia Didn’t Stir This Prick Up Sooner
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian cricket fans have taken off their collective gloves and absolutely gone in on professional sook
Matilda’s Effortlessly Breeze Through Group Stage Of Home World Cup After Dream First Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The national football team is today setting its sights on the knockout stages of the World
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of tonight’s Matilda’s fixture have today made some last minute
Bloke Concludes His Fun Days Are Over After Realising Torn Wrapper On Bedroom Floor Is From A Teabag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds man has today come to the conclusion that not only are his days
England Confirm Law 10.2 Of Spirit Of Cricket Allows For 10 Requests A Session To Change Ball
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The English Cricket team have today moved to clarify a confusing facet of the game. Speaking
Joyce Apologises As New Owner Of His Mosman Mansion Finds Secret Room Full Of Stolen Luggage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Retiring Qantas boss Alan Joyce has apologized for a shocking revelation at a press
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LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The pettiest form of justice is in action as a lucky bugger on a long and