Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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“Don’t Say It, Don’t Say It,” Says Sky News Presenter Before Package On Situation In Niger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sky News presenter has taken time in the ad break before a news
Opinion: Stop Making Everything A Generational Issue, You Useless Fucking Millennials
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT For goodness, Christ’s and fuck’s collective sake, haven’t we all had a bloated
Report: Boyfriend’s Japanese Kitchen Knives Have Too Many Rules
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After yet again finding herself in trouble for using her boyfriend’s kitchen knives the ‘wrong
Exhausted After Whirlwind Press Tour, Margot Slips Into Uggs And Cracks A Midori Illusion On Back Porch Of Currumbin Waters
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A fresh Midori Illusion is being cracked on the back porch of a Currumbin
This Tidal Floodplain Could Be Covered In $1M Apartments, But The Greens Don’t Want To Fix Housing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Government has today made it clear that they would rather run the risk of
Bandit Calls Up The Hangzhou Sun Bear To Offer Some Tips On Dealing With Body Shaming
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Hangzhou zoo sun bear accused of being a human has found support in the unlikeliest
Blue-Haired Constitutional Law Expert Helps Win Support For The Voice By Branding Anyone Who Might Vote No A Stupid Redneck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A student at Betoota Polytechnic College (SBPC) is doing her bit to make sure
Fumbled Tax Return Causes Bloke To Downgrade Noosa Christmas Plans To Caravan Park With Weird Cousins From Adelaide
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news, Christmas is looking particularly grim for a Betoota Lakes man who
“So, Yeah All This Stuff That’s Come Out… It’s Like…” Says Local Lizzbian Who’s Got Nothing
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Just weeks after she lost her voice screaming along to all of her favourite songs
“Going To See Barbie Tonight Aye Princess” Ask Hilarious Supervisor To Apprentice Rocking The Pink Gear
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The boss of a local worksite has proven he’s the ultimate workplace comedian
“Vote No To The Elites And Their Indigenous Voice” Says Mining Tycoons, Private Prison Bosses, Murdoch Family Members And The Remaining Liberal MPs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The only people whose lives may be slightly inconvenienced by a successful referendum result have today
Report: Corellas Just Working-Class Cockatoos
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a study conducted by the Institute of Ornithological Social Studies (IOSS), corellas, the