Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Calm App Releases 12 Hour Meditative Loop Of Barbecue Tongs Clicking For Dads
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian dads are finally giving meditation a red hot crack as popular sleep and meditation app,
“Who Cares About The Women’s World Cup” Says Sydney Roosters Fan With Entire Bay Of SCG To Himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A husky and witty local gent has today indulged the internet in another one of his
Host Of Board Game Night Doesn’t Have Time For Your Fun
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The host of an allegedly fun Betoota Heights board game night has let his guests know
Flatmate Ad Mentioning Neighbour’s ‘Friendly Cat That Likes To Visit’ Really Just Code For ‘We’re Not Allowed Pets But Got One Anyway’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When it comes to advertising a room on Flatmates, there are a series of code words
New Home Owners Saddened To Learn They Still Have Problems Despite Now Owning A Home
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A pair of emerging-affluent yuppie DINKs who moved into their first home last month have
Lizzo’s Dancer Alleges Popstar Made Her Go On Mad Dog MacDougall’s ManShake Diet While On Tour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Lizzo saga has taken another twist today, with one of her dancer’s airing some
Middle Aged Man Shopping For Bike Gear Asks Employee To Point Him Towards The Most Ball Hugging Lycra Shorts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Like many men his age, Betoota Ponds bloke Pat Magooch [48] has found himself joining an
All Male Share House Really Bringing Out The Creative Side Of Its Tenants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that even though all male share houses tend to be disgusting,
Deadbeat Mate Living Off Corporate Misso’s Income Is Gonna Have To Leave Barbieland One Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local stay-at-home boyfriend has so far refused to watch the new Barbie movie,
Public School Teenager Now Only 24 Shifts At IGA Away From His New RM Williams Wallabies Ball
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man from Betoota Ponds is today dreaming about his future. The 15-year-old
Local Stockfeed Baron Set To Enjoy El Niño And Return To Former Role As Most Hated Man In Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who is thought to be a pig-human hybrid is welcoming
Exhausted Byron Bay Check-Out Chick Says The Drive In From Logan Was Pretty Good This Morning
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An exhausted frontline worker on the main street of Byron Bay has today treated her anxious