Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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‘She Looks…Basic’ Says Woman Trying Really Hard To Downplay To Friend How Hot The New Girl Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at the image burning on her friend’s phone, local woman Tamara Burkin tries very
Nan Throws Out Iconic Danish Biscuit Tin In Show Of Solidarity With Matildas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights grandmother of 11 has today shown her colours, and issued a huge statement
“The Voice Will Undermine Our Democracy” Says Man Who Spent 13 Years Illegally In Office As A Foreign Citizen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The twice former Leader of the National Party has today spoken out about one of the
Local Man Returns From North Queensland Holiday With Bad Case Of The Port Douglas Measles
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man has brought home more than great memories from our state’
Local Media Person Actually Heads Back Into Work After Friday Lunch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news from Betoota’s French Quarter today, a local media person has returned
Advice Column | Effective Solutions For Dealing With Problematic Employees Who Demand The Minimum Wage
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT If you’re a business-owning boss like me then you’re no doubt
Poll Finds Dan Could Poison Dogs In Fitzroy Gardens And Voters Would Still Prefer Him Over Victorian Libs
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A recent poll has revealed that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews could be caught poisoning dogs for
Teenagers Playing Classical Music On Train Somehow Scarier Than The Drill Rap Kids
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local commuters are praying that everything will be OK as a group of teenagers enter their
Australian Dream Now That Kind Of Dream That Doesn’t Make Sense But Feels Real
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Once a suburban house with a scallywag of a home loan, a locally produced car in
Urban Indigenous Gentleman Not Quite What Ticketek Expected Luke Combs Target Market Looked Like
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American Music executives and touring promoters remain relatively confused this week, ahead of North Carolina country
“Oh, So We’re All Racist Are We?!” Says No Voter, Unprompted
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT If the upcoming referendum for the Indigenous Voice from the Heart has confirmed anything it is
European Tourists Visiting Sydney Didn’t Even Have Enough Time To See Parramatta Road
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Some European travellers outed themselves as absolute tourists by visiting Sydney and not even catching a