Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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“Can Ya Put Some Decent Music On” Says Dodgy Uncle, Speaking Specifically About Late-90s Xzibit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The once blurred line between Generation X and the youth has today become a gaping laser
4 Years Of Schoolboy Footy In Late 2000s Not Enough To Prepare Local Bloke For First Ever Yoga Class
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Like many foolish people before him, local bloke Jerry Hutton [31] had 100% faith that he
Man Comes To Terms With Ageing By Admitting He Likes ‘Pistachio Flavour’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man has made peace with his slow shuffle towards the grave by realising he
Melbourne Goth Watching Shooting Star Wishes That No One’s Wishes Come True
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though the thousands of Melbournians who were lucky enough to catch the meteor last night might
People Who Are Pretty Much Dead Want Say In Future Housing Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Certain members of our town’s living dead are up in arms this week
Lifelong Holden Guy Sensationally Converted To A Foord Fan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The impact of the Matildas historic win last night has reached staggering new heights, it can
Diamonds Win Netball World Cup And Still Make Less Headlines Than When They Offended Dear Gina
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you’d forgotten the hysterical protection racket that surrounded Scott Morrison at the last
Denmark Happiness Index Plummets to 99.2% Following Round Of 16 Defeat To The Renters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Danes woke up in their socialist utopia to defeat following their team’s 2-0 loss
Jaded, Divorced 45-Year-Old Sales Manager Hates Everyone And Everything (Except For TISM)
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a modern world often marked by disillusionment and weariness, music has the remarkable
Woman Who Would Like A Greyhound But Smaller And Terrified Every Waking Moment Finds Perfect Pet In Whippet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman has finally found the right pet for herself this week, after her
Equally Paid US Women’s National Team Perform Equally As Shit As Their Men’s Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States’ National Football Team has today re-affirmed its commitment to gender equality – by
Matildas Momentum Now At The Point Where Pop Reveals Your Nan Had A Boot On Her Back In The Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Matildas hysteria is at feverpitch, as Australia rallies behind our girls in the green and