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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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YES Campaign Now Underway As Indigenous Envoy Uncle Tony Returns To Redfern For One Last Job
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the far-right continues to peddle misinformation about the upcoming Indigenous Voice Referendum in an
Single Bloke Without A Mortgage Throws Up Bali As Possible Mad Monday Option Into Ressies Group Chat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke with too much disposable income has hit a group chat this evening
Aussie Soccer Fans Attempt To Emulate European Singing Culture By Belting Out The Avalanches Hit ‘Frontier Psychiatrist’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As ticket sales and TV ratings throughout the FIFA Women’s World Cup surpass even the
Boomer Watching Two Lorikeets Vomit Into Each Other’s Mouths Disgusted By Public Display Of Gay Kink
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman of the pearl clutching generation has announced she’s had enough of this ‘gay
AFR Geniuses Confirm CommBank Making $10.2 Billion Profit Is All Part Of Controlling Inflation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great minds at our nation’s most prominent economic publication, have today moved to quell
South African Coworker Has Two Schooners And Can’t Help Bringing Up Stories Of Him Shooting Baboons Back Home Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local city worker Darren van der Merwe reportedly consumed a grand total of two
Drunk Man Unsure Why Drugs He Found In Coat Pocket Aren’t Hitting Him Yet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this week vowed to go a whole month off the sauce, after
Dana White Says Preferred Venues To Host UFC 293 Came Down To Qudos Arena Or Mean Fiddler Car Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of waiting for Australian MMA fans, UFC President Dana White has today announced a
Bloke Who’s A Project Manager On Multi Million Dollar Developments Apparently Needs Grocery Shopping Instructions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that has left many people scratching their heads, a French Quarter man has
Report: Naked Coffee Hardest Part About Quitting Darts
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A report by QuitLine has confirmed that the absolute hardest part about quitting darts is having
Logical And Rational Engineer Prays To The A.I Gods That They Will Find A Way To Bypass Architects
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a testing morning at work, local man Brendan Smith is trying to have a conversation
Over-Dramatic Nonna Pretends She’s Dead After Grandson Jokingly Says Jamie Oliver’s Pasta alla Norma Is Better Than Hers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights grandmother Maria Rossi, 88, embraced the spotlight at a recent family dinner.